pour some water on me

Being the loser that I am I spend a lot of time watching VH-1 Classic and Nickelodeon..one not by choice..



ON both channels I have seen this ad...Every time I see this I think to myself.



self, holy shit



To me its pure amazement that anyone would buy this, And I'm certainly hoping non of you have, or this may take a bad turn for the both of us..



anyway...what I am referring to is this.


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If you have ever watched this ad, and listen to at great lengths like I have...you will find it utterly amazing.





Right in the ad it is stated that basically this is used when you aren't sure how to water a fuckin plant. It prevents over watering and well, under watering.


Now I think to myself.



self, what tool cant water a plant?



If you have trouble knowing how to water a plant, please for the love of God, don't have any plants.


Maybe have a little cactus, they don't need much water, or hell, get some dried flowers, your set there...just don't water them..


or get a hamster...


or buy a stuffed rabbit.


These ads get stupider and stupider. For years the Clapper use to make me giggle. But now adays when I'm laying in bed and too mother truckin lazy to turn the light off I think to myself



self, you shoulda bought a clapper instead of making fun of the tools that did




But I will be damned if I'm ever going to need an Aqua Globe. I'm not that big of a loser.



If you have trouble remember how to water a plant, or how much water to give a plant, or anything of the sort.


Dont.Buy.A.Damn.Plant.


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and for God sakes don't breed.