Parents just dont understand.

I will be the first to admit I'm a shitty mother. I mean have u seen my kids? I mean what mom lets the tots go to the beach when the sun is on vacation?


























Today my 4 year old...pictured here..




























She is the small one, and I'm pretty sure she will be a short bus rider, but thats beside the point..







She was getting a pencil from the pencil jar because her and her sister, pictured above in blue, were making blue prints for a tree house, that well, I'm not buildin..







Anyhoo...she grabbed said pencil and was running downstairs. Being a good mom I said, Hey Boo, don't run with that pencil.







she then informed me it was a pen..







I said..carry on then, carry on..







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Pale Girl and I went to have dinner with our rather "special friend" old man lover..she is the other one in the pics of us from yesterday's post.







Anyway, she has some issues..







We tell her where we are, she says she is on her way in. Ten minutes go by and she is nowhere to be seen.







A bit later she comes wandering in the backdoor because she couldn't find the front..








































When we went to leave we saw she had parked nearly right in front of the door.





She brought her daughter who is 3 and her baby daddy other baby with her. Did I mention baby daddy is on the dark side?





So she has these two little girls in there, being all wild and such...The 6 year old girl, whom is not hers, was full of piss and vinegar.





She says to me..how old is you?





I'm like excuse me? No kid talks to me this way....





When my pal had to use the bathroom, this girl hid under the table to hide from her. She told me to tell her she was outside smoking?





WTF?





I was like, um I don't think so...





She said.."what, u don't think I can smoke, my daddy lets me all the time"





I wanted to die.





Then while making conversation I asked said girl how many siblings she had.





She looks puzzled, and shrugs her shoulders and says..." honey, I don't know, u acts my daddy"





I asked her what grade she was in, she informed me she was in Kindergarten..





for the second time..





cause she misses a lot of school I guess..























Pale girl and I decided that the wait we endured for her to get there, was well worth it..



ten fold..





But I did tell the friend that this girl needs to learn manners, cause well...when she started threatening people that she was going to..pop their hands..I knew we were dealing with a future me.



only more tan.