Nine Lives

I am now just for shits and giggles of course going to give u a brief run down of the last month...



I get to Michigan and stay 90% of the time sitting in my grandpa's recliner and grandmas house. Want to know why? Because there wasn't shit to do.


I listen to my tots fight, I listen to granny tell me all sorts of things that now I have let slip from my solar powered thinking tank.



I seen some pals, now many and not for very long...



I go hang out with my brother in law and sister in law, we drink, I learn lots of interesting things....lots..I mean shit, they are nearly as cool as I am..so this was a plus.


I hang with my dad and step mother....we go golfing one night...we go to a golf dinner..we hang...my dads backs into my car...we go to the beach.


I spend time at my mother in laws, which makes me want to put numerous forks in my eyes...hot forks and even a butter knife or two.


I take my tots to the beach one day...and mind you, the whole time I'm there the weather is that of a cold October day...with rain and no fuckin sunshine.


After the tots frolic in the waves, I see this..


























Appears we were swimming in a lil E-coli...so I'm sure we will all have bloody diarrhea till we die which could be any day now..



God Speed.



Here are the tots on the beach..























See how the hot sun is blazing down onto them?...see all the E-coli ravaging their tiny bodies?


damn sun was on vacation somewhere.


Lets see, what else...


I don't know,..oh here is one of me and Jill..(half Mexican momma)


I only saw her once, but it will have to do.

























The days all started to blend together...I was unsure what month it was or the day and hell even the time.


My cell phone hardly worked at all...Which in turn made me very cranky. Kinda like a baby with bad gas.



Honestly what the hell is the point of a cell phone tower? I tell u I was right in front of one and the bitch still didn't work..


It worked in grandmas driveway, a couple park benches (depending what direction I faced) my dads sporadically, and other various restrooms and such..


Can u hear me now?


assholes.
























There is my dad, my Boo and my step ma...


one big happy family...


Here we are on 4th of July..
























So the very next day we leave for home. Which was nice..



Between Sunday and Thursday I drive thru Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota...then Iowa, Illinois, Indiana, BACK to Illinois, BACK to Iowa, and BACK to Minnesota..


motherfucker...



I have a roaring case of restless ass syndrome.






While in Waterloo Iowa, I am pa-rusing this mall cause frankly my ass hurts and I need to urinate and consume mass qaunties of food..



I'm driving in the parking lot trying to decide where to park, when low and behold I end up going down the wrong way on a one way street while oncoming traffic is heading right toward me.



Thank you sister...I hope your decision was well worth it...Hope the wandering pecker gives you many good years of STD's and love-less nights..



I get back home and NEED to order a Def Leppard ticket.



I mean after all that this bitch needs a vacation.


I was not going to go to Iowa for this show, I mean when I traveled outta state for a show in April, we all know how that panned out. But I just need something to look forward too.





The though of driving back to Iowa makes me have bloody dieharea all in itself..



But I go and order a 5 star ticket...which was a steal because normally they run about 350. And this one is only 185. How could I NOT do it?




So I will be seated in the first 8 rows..(which I normally am)...will mingle at a pre show party , have crowd free shopping and oh did I mention..I'm going ALONE.



motherfucker..


its ok though...I am going to meet up with some people I know from the bands forum.


No, it does not make me a loser, so stop saying it out loud because I can hear you.

Oh and the opening act is Everclear. Who the hell are they? I don't know...


And I don't wanna know...



I'm use to good acts like Journey, Styx, Foreigner, Bryan Adams, Joan Jett, Billy Idol.


EVERCLEAR?..holy toots say it aint so.


I will leave u with some pics of my Blondie climbing a rock wall, cause I know thats what y'all came here for.

I guess that's all I have for now people...

I was going to tell you about our city parade Saturday that lasted over 2 hours...and how Blondie cried half way and wanted to go cause she was tired..

But I wont bore you with that....

But people, there is such a thing as a parade being too long.

Damn losers.