Word up

I thought I would hit the pavement and find out what the kids of today's world think about hard hitting issues that effect all youth..

Ok, I did not hit the pavement, I forced my kids to sit down and answer some shit..

I will write the question I asked each of them, then post their answers underneath the question.

get it?..good..

1.What do u think u need an allowance for?

the boy:
well you know, to build up my Star Wars army
Blondie:
to buy toys at the new Walmart
Boo:
No

2.What are your plans for the future?
the boy:
becoming a Scientist and living alone in New York City
Blondie
why are you asking me this? I wanna sell cars.
Boo:
I don't know

3.What are your thoughts on Global Warming?
The Boy:
Horrible,bad, mayhem
Blondie
what? what does that mean?
Boo:
I don't know

4.If you were trapped on an island and only could bring one thing, what would it be?
The Boy:
a tv....with cable
Blondie:
food
Boo:
a shell

5.If you had a boyfriend/girlfriend and they wanted to go on a date where would you take them?
The Boy:
um, movies?
Blondie:
To Swan Cafe
Boo:
To lunch

6.If your boy/girlfriend wanted to kiss would you?
The Boy:
NO
Blondie:
uh-uh
Boo:
yes..hehehehe

7.If a stranger offered you a lolly what would you do?
The Boy:
say no and walk away.
Blondie:
say no
Boo:
eat it!

8.If you had a wallet, what would you keep in it?
The Boy:
money, and my drivers licence
Blondie:
money
Boo:
a bear.

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I have tried telling you people my kids are special.

That concludes this week lesson on why My Kids are Retards.

Amen and praise Jesus.

three cheers for the short bus kids..

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