Never say goodbye

I have an observation. Now I am by no means saying that this is an intelligent observation nor an observation made with clear sound thinking...As most of my observations occur, there is none of the above ever involved.

Just so we are all on the same page, I by no means mean any disrespect in saying this observation.

Why is it that any time I see two men eating out alone, I automatically assume they are on a date?

When I see two ladies out for lunch or dinner I do not assume anything...other then they are out to get away from their men or kids...like most of us do.

But when I see two dudes, they are gay.

Now I have a very good friend who is gay and she tells me I am not only mentally retarded for thinking this, but that I also am lacking gray matter that was once where my brain was.

So thinking this does indeed give me a galloping case of the stupids..(stolen from TKW)...

I don't like looking like a complete asshat in front of everyone on the world wide web, but please tell me I am not the only chick who thinks that.

Please, Please...anyone...anyone...anyone..

Ok, I am the only asshhat who thinks that.

disclaimer...if your from the GLADD organization, don't comment, I am not a bigot, In fact I am just the opposite...Its just seeing two men out on a dinner date looks suspicious so me..they don't pull it off...I am a God loving church going Christian gal who also thinks that gay marriage should be allowed...so don't leave me no hate comments...for Christ sake.

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A few months ago I made a decision to move our furniture around in our main floor living room.

We moved our little entertainment unit in front of our big window which is also in front of our heater. Our heating in this house is electric.

Now, being of sound and clear mind, I was thinking more short term then long...I figured when the time came I would need to turn the heater on, that I would remember to make sure all cords and whatnots were out of reach of the heating unit.

Well, I think I have single handed-ly broke nearly all electrical appliances in my living room.

The cord which runs my Dish network was caught inside the heating outfit and nearly burning...nearly flaming.

So I am thinking I am gonna have some splainin to do to the Dish people when I call them in the early AM to request a new unit.

The bitch of this is, I run the dish on three different tv's in this house, and that is the main box...So I am safely assuming I have befuddled with every one's day/evening/afternoon and whatever by this move....

The kids are like gonna wanna talk and like play board games and like want me to read them books and shit.

curse the damn electric heat who has brought my family to its preferable knees.

sonofabitch.

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I have this family of Japanese bugs living on my ceiling..They all congregate to one area. I don't know if they have meetings there, or if it is the generalized mating area.

But look...see..

I cant tell which one is the leader, but I am thinking its the at the bottom..It looks like he may be talking to the group..

They have been there for about two weeks now. And I know your thinking..

well flip flop momma, why don't you terminate there welcome or evict them from said quarters...

Well, I was going to, then I thought..

What Would Jesus Do.

He would leave them there, take there pic and post it on the Internet.

Thats what Jesus would do. Because He is cool like dat.

So, I am boarding a few bugs until Jesus gives me the signal.

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Look, here are my little flippers..

I will be the first to admit that my son looks like a big goon in this photo..And my photoshop does not have a goon remover button..so it is what it is..

Here is the goon and my baby girl....

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Hey, how do u like my new fall template? Ole Emmers did it for me, if you want to visit her head over to my sidebar and go see her and tell her she did a bang up job.

I don't know how to link here in the post or I would..I am lacking gray matter, remember, it never works when I do it..


Crap, there is a kid up here wanting to bond...

Maybe I should teach the kid its colors or how to ride a bike or drive a car..

whatever it is parents do whom have busted their only means of not having to talk to their kids.

sonofabitch.