Come to my window

Well, my glorious weekend was smashed to smithereens. Well it was not a total loss, just half of it was.

Friday I get all decked out in my finest clubbin duds and we head over to the fine establishment with the band . The place is not to crowded yet, just enough people. Before the band started a man whom smelled "oh so nice" came to the table and asked me and my overly confident friend if we were waiting for Jerry. I told the nice smelling man we indeed were not waiting for Jerry as we are not planning on meeting any dudes.

He then tells us Jerry is a female and her husband is in the band and we just look like the kinda girls who would be waiting for her.

Not sure what that meant.

When we decided to move tables closer to the band, this same feller came up to me and asked if I was leaving. I told him, no, I am not leaving but going over to the table where confident girl and my hubby was sitting...

He said "carry on the sexy lady"

and I did...

The band was "ok"

At 10:30 I wanted to leave and head over to the other establishment so I could do some Karaoke.

I get there and everyone was happy to see me.

I kinda felt like Cliff or Norm...or hell, dare I say Frasier.

The karaoke folks were anxious to get me up on stage, so i quickly filled out my slips and continued to rock the house till the wee hours.

Confident girl has a crush on this teacher. The teacher was at our table totally looking at me and talking with me...Like staring at me weirdly.

She then interrupted our talk and said " oh, this is her husband, did I tell u she was married"

She proceeded to tell him two or three times I was married, and Shaky was sitting at the table with us...so its not like it was not noticeable I was with a man...DUH.

We gave him a ride home...We stop at a store to get some munchies to try and make our hangover less.

She has her hands all over him and puts her number in his phone.

He must of been super wanting to get laid because she told me the next day he texted her and wanted to come over that night.

I guess they got their grove on...

So all I have been hearing is how he told her that all the 6,7 and 8th grade teachers think she is the hottest mom...

Its hard for me to hold back....But I do because I love her..

Its not like I can go up to her and say..

dude, I have seen Halloween costumes that would make your face look better

I cant...I mean, if I was not friends with her I easily could.

Then Saturday I wanted to find Karaoke somewhere.

No place was doing it in the tri county area.

So I ended up going to see another band..A bunch of old men singing beach boy and Bob Segar songs...Not very well either.

I am back home before 11 pm.


So that was the weekend in a nutshell.

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Tuesday we all get flu shots. And The Boy asked me if "they inject stuff into your veins"

I told him that was the idea.

He is basically convinced this is some sort of injustice a vein rape if u will.

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I am working on a video for tomorrow.

I am gonna start posting videos once or twice a week. I think what I would like to do is get ideas from u guys on conversations to have with the kids and record it..

Kids making asses of themselves is nothing but good blog fodder.

So either email your ideas or leave them in the comments...Either the idea with the most response or the one I like the best will be chosen...We will do this weekly.

Carry on, leave me ideas...or I will come up with my own, and we all know that might be a total train wreck.