Come see the softer side of Bossy

There is this kid who works at the local grocery store. He is a bag boy/cart collector. He is not the most attractive gent, but he is pleasant enough. He has a few strikes against him if he is trying to get chicks. First up he needs a little oxy or noxema because his skin is not very clear. Next he is a little bit of a pudgy, which is normal these days. Nearly every child/teen I see is over weight. So he needs to get deal a meal from ole Richard Simmons...Once he gets his appearance under wraps, next we need to work on his hair. I kid u not, this boy has hair like Bob Ross.











You know the Happy little tree bastard
























































If he don't do something about the hair, he will end up with this poor girl



































I am sure they both have lovely personalities.







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About two years ago I started this project. After a few weeks, I put it in my closet and never looked at it again. Until now. I am going to finish it this time.


























































Mr Shaky says the colors are just horrid, but I told him when its 30 below zero and I am snug in warm under my blankie, he can kiss my ass...And my ass will be nice hot.





The boy wants me to make him a blanket, so I started one...This is what I have so far..





I am sure it will be done before he witness his first born crowning,




















Its laying up on top of the couch, its only one and a half rows, I am sure u cant see it..Its just a zygote at this point.

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You know how I know my Boo watches to much tv? Because when the nice folks at Directv put a warning on my screen that this channel has been on so long they are wondering if I am alive or got knocked unconscious by a frying pan or if I am indeed still watching Noggin, for going on the 4th straight hour.

sonofabitch.

Well, we are not always watching it, we have it on as background noise.

yes, background noise.

Those rejects at Directv need to start minding their own damn business. Their only job is to provide me with constant entertainment, not to remind me I suck as a mother.

assholes.

Bee Real