Cat scratch fever

When I was a child, I would go to church with the older couple who lived two houses down from us. I don't know if they were trying to get a head start on saving my soul, or if they thought they would get bonus points from the Big Man for taking the pagan children to His house of worship. Either way, my sister and I went. AND we liked going. I liked going for two reasons..



* The babies in the nursery.



* Pot luck.



It seemed we had a pot luck nearly every week..All the sauerkraut, brownies, cakes, cookies and side dishes u can imagine. I loved it..



Now adays, only thing that gets me to go is if the bees are in some sort of performance. As was this Sunday. Palm Sunday.



Now I know I need to get a different frame of mind, because Holy Shit, Mr Shaky is studying to be a minister. That means not only do I HAVE to go, but I have to pretend I am enjoying it.



My only hope is that we end up in a church where they love them some pot lucks.



I have soooo outgrown the babies in the nursery.



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I think I may try to find some bags of the cat food laced with rat poison. My cat still feels the need to urinate on my shit. How she knows its mine, I don't know. but she does. Now she has taken into pissing in my laundry basket with the clean socks in it..I think when she sees me digging thru the socks trying helplessly to find mates, she is snickering in the cornor just knowing I am eventually gonna find the socks she pee peed on.



I have had this cat for 6 years. She has been a good cat. I hate doing it. But I am calling all the local Chiniese joints to see what I can get for her. She is a big girl, has a lot of meat on her bones, they can get at least 3 or 4 sweet and sour "chickens out of her.



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here is my weekly photo. I am hoping before too long I will be sporting back bones and maybe some ribs popping thru my skin..

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We will see, I am shooting for early June for the bone popping. I don't have that much will power.

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We are being forced to make the great trek across the plains of the Midwest this summer. We told ourselves no way in hell are we making a trek to the great lake state this year. No how. No way.


Guess where the hell we are going?


sonofabitch.

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it seems my FIL feels the need to marry for the third time to a woman he has not yet known a year. He insists he cant do it unless we are there and has even asked Mr Shaky to be his best man.


sonofabitch.
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So I am gonna drive with the kids, a few weeks before this blessed event so I can spend time with my family and the one or two friends I may or may not have.

Might be gone about 3-4 weeks. I am sure I wont be going to the wedding, as I can not gut to look at the FIL for more then 3 seconds at a time.

Did I tell u he tried making out with me on my gradation day?

Um, yeah.

This is what I am dealing with.

So our summer trip to the Mountains of Rushmore..Cancelled yet again.

When oh when will ole Bossy get to see faces of our fore fathers engraved in rock?


Not this fu*king year I guess.


sonofabitch.