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Have u ever seen those cell phones that are not phones but like some sort of hearing aide device? You know, the ones people just clip to the outer portion of the ear, thinking they look all cool and shit?

Every time I see a person with one of these, all I can think of are cochlear implants. Like they are deaf and need the extra amplified sound. I just want to run up to them, and use sign language, to say hello, or what have u, cause these poor fools arent blessed with the abilty to hear.

When in all reality, they are just asshats, asshats whom have stupid ass looking phones. Asshats who think they are too busy to mulitask eating a bagel and holding a damn phone.




What is wrong with the regular phone u hold to your ear? not only do u look like an asshat, but in certain situations u look like you are totally unstable and crazy. if u are not looking at the side with the cochlear implant, u assume they are having a fight with themselves, or talking to their imaginary friend Judy..

But really, your just an asshat.

And people who sit and text, must not be comfortable with their ability to actually speak the language using proper grammar, or they would just fu*king talk.

People who sit and text look like stupid immigrants, and people with hearing aides look like asshats..

Dont feel bad if you can not speak the proper dialect, or maybe you are just having phone sex with a total stranger whom accidentally text you, cause holy shit, he dialed your number on accident, and you just keep stalking them, by texting them over and over...



just had to put that out there..

sorry if your an asshat or a stupid immigrant or maybe did not go to college to learn proper grammar...

And if you are one of these people whom also uses the terms " fur stupid" or "ish"

your just a Go*damn reject.

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On to other business. I am going to kill my cats, my oldest daughter purposely farted in my youngest daughters face, my son got an E is science, and me being from the old school, thought he failed, when indeed E here means Excellent. Like an A, but only E...He nearly got his ass grounded.

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Update on my ole grandpa. He indeed does have cancer, they are indeed NOT going to remove it because he is INDEED going to be 88 years old in June and they don't think he would do well. SO instead he is going to go thru radiation I guess.

Oh and my sister gives her son enough drugs to make Anna Nicole a nice small cocktail in her holy palace in druggie heaven.

Mark my words, my nephew will die of a drug over dose....he wont live to see his 10th birthday I know it..

He is six and he takes

Klonidine
Concerta
Risprdal

mixed with bits of benadryl and lollipops.

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I am having a bad day. If u cant already tell.

I am going to buy some peeps, just so I can bite their damn heads off.

Bee Real