They say its your birthday

*yes i know i am posting this early, I wont have time over the next few days to post anything, so stop your bitching for crying out loud*


ok, ya see a few years ago I birthed about the ugliest baby ever( if i had a scanner that worked i would show you the grotesk features i speak of). I mean this baby had
a black and blue face, a weird ass birthmark on its forehead and was freaking huge..I mean we are talking almost a nine pounder..And I pushed it out, all by myself.

This kid of mine has turned into a royal pain in my ass. You wanna know why? Cuz she has joined the wreslting team, and now boys can touch all over her, she has an attitude somedays, and she hates to clean her room.

This kid is some piece of work. Not only is she convinced that babies come from drinking salt water, but she encouraged me the other day to drink some..

This kid of mine had heart troubles last year, had to go to a cardiologist, whom told us she was going to be A-okay....And she better be...Or I will totally kill someone.

This kid chases boys on her, picks up worms, digs in the dirt, likes star wars, now has a new found love for farm life, and could watch animal planet for hours on end.

She does not give me a hard time about anything other then cleaning..She will walk up to me, and just say " momma I love you"

Or she will run to her room and tell me she is never going to talk to me again..

She loves to eat double cheeseburgers in her happy meals, she loves pizza from Pizza Hut, she hates spaghetti and now has a new hatred for my meatloaf...She refuses to eat the whole green bean, but only eats the tiny beans inside the green bean..

She loves white milk and chocolate milk, along with juice and water...She hates soda.

This is my kid...I was doing her up like a prostitute from the looks of this one.



















This is her looking like a total bitch...













My little girl is growing fast, and I don't much care for it..I am scared of the day she wakes up and has boobies..I think I will die that day.






















My little girl only stands by certain kids at the bus stop...She tends to only mingle with other girls whom look sorta like her...She is clichey that way...She will end up with less friends then me one day...






















My girl has boys calling my house....One boy she totally body slams at wrestling, so its all good...I just hope that little pecker head isn't enjoying it.



















In the last year my little girl has lost about 10 teeth...4 she had to have pulled due to the fact the dentist guy claims her mouth is too small..I say he is smoking crack..




















My little girl likes to sun herself with me in the summer....But she looks way better in a swim suit then I do..















My little girl has drawn up the farm she wants us to live on...She says she wants to milk all the cows herself...By hand...What a dumbass
























My little girl loves to bake..She loves being in the kitchen helping do anything. She likes to set the table and she likes to lick the batter ot of the bowl if we make a cake.

Yup. This is my girl.

Only I could have a kid who is that versatile in her likes and dislikes..

Only I could raise such a bad ass..

She is a little ripper some days. She always makes me smile. And I hate smiling.

On Thursday my baby will be 7 years old. She came out 2 weeks early weighing in at 8 pounds 13 ounces and 22 and half inches long..

she now proudly states to anyone that her weight is 46 pounds..She knows this cuz she is in wrestling dumb asses. Not because I make her weigh herself daily.

But if she offers me another glass of salt water, I am gonna kick her ass myself, and thoroughly enjoy it.

Happy Birthday my cutest little Blondie....No you are not getting a horse for your birthday, and No a boy cant go to your birthday party, cuz boys I would have to kill them.

Bee Real