Well I think I have come to hate the tax man. I don't even remember what it is like to get a refund. I remember the days of getting about 4 grand back, spending it on shit I did not need and enjoying every minute of it. Now adays, I owe Uncle Sam that amount..
I need to stop making money. If you collect welfare do you have to pay taxes? I swear to God I need to look into this. I am tired of paying it to the man. I am tired of paying it to anyone.
Lets go over the taxes shall we? I mean, what are we actually paying for? I mean, its not like they don't get enough out of my checks. I pay out plenty. I am not sure what they need my money for. Did I hit some sort of sucker lottery? Did the IRS look at my drivers license and decide that I look like a good canidate for a good anal screwing? I don't know.
I mean, my 4 grand is not going to take the national debt down. To which I did not rack up in the first place. Its kind of like if I were to steal money from my co-workers to pay off credit card debt or to pay off my house..
Its just not something I like doing, paying for someone else's crap..
If the IRS were to take a good look at my bank account, they would see I need the four grand more then they do. I mean, holy shit, I have two houses I pay for, because holy shit again, they drove the real estate market into the ground and houses aren't selling. They would see we are paying about $20,000 in student loans, over $200,000 on houses, and about 40,000 weekly on my crack cocaine habit.
if Uncle Sam were to come here, I would kick him right straight in the balls. With golf shoes most likely.
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Another thing that pisses me off, why is there a separate music award show for country music? I mean, they get awards at the grammys, at the American Music Awards, and any other music award show. But yet, they still have The Country Music Awards. I hate country music. Why don't they have a special music awards for music that don't suck?
Ok, I am done....I need a good tranquilizer dart right about now.
And to top it off, I am sure I wont be getting shit for Valentines Day...
ok carry on....
Bee Real
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I think all the tax money goes to the welfare people. They are the only people I see livin' large. Hell it damn sure doesn't go to the schools or the roads or anything else important. I won't be getting anything for Valentines Day either. That's okay because that's is what I am giving in return!
The tax money all goes to pay for more shit you don't want in the first place. I hear ya on the taxes thing, I wish we could say what we are willingour tax dollars to go to and what we will not because the elected officials are doing a piss poor job. I hate V day so I am not giving or getting anything.
Neurotic,
all the better reason why I wanna start collecting it, I wanna live large for once in my pittiful life.
V-day sucks ass
Karin
amen..and amen..
yes, I wont be doing any giving this year either, other then the kids..and half of me thinks they dont dersve shit either.
Valentines Day is for teenagers who think they are in love. I mean, at my age, why the hell would I want a stuffed gorilla holding a heart saying I love you. I don't like stuffed animals, as for flowers, they smell nice but they die! Chocolates in a heart shaped box, like my fat ass needs it, I don't like stale, old, chocolates with flavored creme centers. Gross! I want to be left alone this Valentines Day, besides, why bother showing me love on this day when the rest of the year I am treated like shit! Bee Real!
karen K,
does someone need a hug?
I've got some red boots that have really pointy toes. You can borrow them when you decide to kick Uncle Sam in the nuts. Those boots could put him in a world of hurt, and he wouldn't be bothering you any more about those pesky taxes.
I bet your hubby will surprise you with something on Valentine's Day. Maybe just a card, but at least that's something.
Tax time is just depressing! It pisses me off every year.
I won't get anything for V day either. That's okay, the only thing I would enjoy is chocolates and I can't have them right now.
I'm getting nuttin' for V-day... I've been nuttin' but bad. (Oh wait, wrong song)...
I hate paying taxes, but am lucky that I get enough back from the feds to cover what I owe the state. (or maybe that's not lucky - actually I don't know what's going on this year - need to get them figured out!)
(something is messed up I can't log in)
Jamie,
can u fed ex me those boots ASAP?
Kelly,
I dont like chocolate well enought oc are if i have any, but I do like diamons, gold, and whatever else..hehe
I'm pretty sure the only people who do like taxes are the welfare people. If they do make any money they get this huge return, and we are buiding up there fund for them. At least we don't have to pay in (I shouldn't say that we haven't done our taxes yet). But property taxes are due Thursday and I hate those.
I used to like V-day, but now that were married it's just another day of the week. We usually have heart shaped meat loaf and the kids decorate a cake or something cheesy like that. I'm not expecting anything in return though.
I used to love tax time too~! Not anymore though, exspecially with hubby not working.
But hey good news, next year should be a good one for us again! Yay!
I will be lucky if I get a card!
I hate taxes too...my husband has his own business, enough said :).
As far as the Country Music Awards, they also have several awards for other genre's of music. they have the Tony's for broadway, they have Hip Hop & R&B awards, they have all kinds. I enjoy all kinds of music, so it doesn't bother me. I especially enjoy country music....
Brandy,
well, u shouldnt have to pay in if hubby isnt working anyway..I think..but what the hell do I know?..nothing about taxes, thats for sure..hehe
Keesh,
thats what I mean, they need to have a music award show for music that dont suck...u just proved my point doublely..hehe..
i would highly recommend you take the crack cocaine habit under the radar, so they can't see how much you spend on it
suzie,
too late now..
ok many issues to address here i see
#1 The tax man- solution dont ever lower yourself to voting Democrat, unless of course you belong to the bottom dwellers of society, if you do then when you vote Dem you will be among friends!
#2 Anal screwing i'm thinking you are against that, is that against always or just from uncle sam?
#3 country music, this is no mystery, when there are so many stars there has to be far more awards. See some of the rock music awards only have 2 awards A. songs you can understand and B. songs no1 can understand!
ok I'm out
The #friggin 1 tax hater
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Taxes suck! If it makes you feel any better, i owe them money too!
I wanna see those music awards, we have to wait fricken months to get em from you guys!
Happy Valentines Day!!
I hope you have a wonderful day
xoxo
slick Willy,
consider me a bottom dweller of soiecty..I will have hurt feelings, but not for too long, cuz I dont hold gruges long..
and nope, still a negative on the anal screwing..haha
Princess,
well, u need to move here and watch the shows ontime..hehe
happy v -day;)
Preach on, Sister!!! I've never figured out exactly where my tax dollars go, because it's never where we need it, when we need it! Taxes SUCK!!! Ugh!!!
Tax time, yuck !! (Our tax time is at the end of June / beginning of July). It's just wrong, that we pay heaps of tax on our wages, and then have to pay more later on. So not fair.
Hope your Valentines Day is a good one, and you get stacks of goodies.
Take care, Meow
miss 1999
where our money goes, only dubya knows,,hehe
meow,
well its nice to see we hate taxes no matter what continet your on..hehe
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