1999

I have had a harsh few days. The weather has been bitter cold, with our high for Saturday of only negative 6..With the low being negative 16 and with wind chills near negative 30. I feel like kicking a damn Eskimo right now..Kicking all of them.

So Blondie had her birthday. I think it went ok, but then again, it wasn't my birthday. Her grandma, Mr Shaky's mother, sent her a card. She normally sends them money in the amount of their age in their cards..Just something fun for them she does. Only this year she got it all wrong. She put 8 dollars in Blondies card, when indeed she was birthed 7 years ago.

Blondie was confused for a few minutes, wondering if I had been lying to her all these years...I indeed have her convinced that her granmother is lacking in the knowledge of her age, not her damn mother.

Here are some pics from our birthday blow out.






















that was here before school today...



















This is her farm cake......She made mention that this was the bestes cake she ever did see.

No I did not make it...


















This is her posing with her presents. Notice the ghetto Christmas wrappings. I suck as a mother, wrapper, and birthday wrapping paper keeper/buyer.














This is the girls..Boo insisted on having her mug shot taken too...

























There are my three lil tards....The Boy was angry. I told him to shut his trap, sit down and look like he is happy gol-damnit


















She is trying to squeeze her head thru the railing..But she has a fat ass head, and I did not recommend her trying again, as I did not want to have to tear the railing apart to get her brains outta there.


















This is the girls playing with one of Blondies new toys. She loves those damn petshop things...She almost has the whole collection...Because I spoil my kids with material things instead of emotional, and physcial love.

So that's that I guess.

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So we all know Blondie is a world class wrestler. She normally has practice on Monday and Thursday. Only for the next 8 days, wresling of all kinds is banned in this whole state...

yes, the whole state.

why you ask?

well it seems that there is a ramip virus going around the wrestling circuit. What virus u ask.

Herpes.

you read that right. Herpes.

I swear, if my baby comes down with herpes.....

the boys will never touch her....

I am sending her anyway.

And they are blaming this horrific outbreak on a kid from Nebraska.

Some poor disease ridden youngin from Nebraska has tainted the whole state of Minnesota's wreslting team..

I thank him greatly....Thank you kid with herpes..

Lets give three cheers to the herpes simplex virus..

Hip Hip hooray...Hip Hip hooray..Hip Hip hooray.


oh and if the damn groundhog does not tell me spring is coming, I am going to find his hole, grab him out with my bare hands, tie him to a tree, kick him, glue his eyelids shut, kidnap his wife and kids, skin him and them probably kill him..

Bee Real