dirty deeds

Seems my slump of shittiness is only progressing in full force. Now I am not sure if it has to do with the fact that I let my kids celebrate Halloween and God is punishing me, or if I am truly a spawn of Satan. I have been told this before, but just brushed it off as nonsense. Or maybe its the fact that when I heard today some digging people think they found Jesus tomb, it sparked my interest.

And really, how would they know? I mean, what kind of DNA would they even compare it too? Its not like Jesus has any living kin. I don't know, maybe he does. Maybe the Jehovah Witness asslickers who come to my door are on to something.

Now if I were to tell Mr Shaky this, he would drop dead of a Miocardio Infarction.

Of course since I support most Democrats, I cant believe in God anyway..Get a fucking life.

Anyway, on to what I was saying.

Today I had a day off. I decided I would sit here and do nothing. Doing nothing is something I am pretty damn good at.

Then my phone rings, and it is my grandma. I figured she was calling to ask me what the temp is here, or to ask how much snow we got...Not that I am bragging, but we got a shit load of snow...Again, I know this may or may not be directly Al Gores fault, I mean holy shit, lets not blame the clouds, or hell even the weather man, we will place the blame that I got snow, on Al Gore.,,just to place the blame on someone..

actually its considered an act of God, so lets blame him..

And lets not blame the fact that during nearly the whole winter we experienced above normal temps, no snow and lots of sunshine , on Global Warming..Or that in the last few summers we have experienced the highest temps on record for heat...Its not because we drive around with our fancy diesel trucks, or oil loving Repulicans whom like to use their fancy hover crafts that they load up with diesel fuel , or lets not blame it on the folks that walk around with no teeth.I mean, I gotta blame something on people with no teeth, they are just creepy..Its all because of Al Gore.

I know I did not vote for him for a reason...Bastard he is.

So anyway, my grandma called to inform me that they think my grandpa has lung cancer. Now this man has not smoked for over 30 years...Yet, it is more then probable he has this.

two years ago he had colon cancer...He is going to be 87 years old in June. He still drives, he still mows the lawn, he still shovels and snow blows the snow, that was sent by Al Gore...Damn it, if Al Gore is the cause of all this too, I will sue that SOB.

Now I am just pissed off. If you smart asses cant tell. I have not seen my grandpa since November, that was the last time we were in the homeland.

This sucks, I hope nothing happens to him before I can get there to see him again.

But since I support most Democrats, therefore I don't believe in God, so hell, he may be dead now for all I know..

Curse them damn democrats for trying to clean up the earth and for killing my ole grandpa...Sons a bitches they are....

Anyway, here are some shots of our snow....I know some of you have never seen snow in person, and I hate all of you..

















































We ended up collecting about 19 inches of snow in two days...

but its winter, so it snows.....But this is the first real snow fall we had since we lived in this crappy state...

Anyway, I am ain a pissy ass mood, so I better just leave.

Go ahead and talk amongst yourselves...

Bee Real