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Sometimes shit just bugs me. Sure having a big fat juicy bug land on my windshield after I have paid 20 bucks for a car wash tends to get my knickers in a knot..but who wouldn't get steamed over that?

I have this Dishnetwork..Because well, the cable here sucks.

But I do have cable as well...I pay for cable I rarely use because my phone and Internet are cheaper this way..

I just live that kinda frivolous lifestyle where I like to pay thru my ass for things I don't use.

Anyway, the main reason I like Dishnetwork is because I love the channel VH-1 Classic, because its almost like I am back in my teen years skipping school to watch videos, only I'm not skipping school..

Lately my Dish has been giving me a throbbing case of roids.

It will tell me its searching for a signal when there is not a cloud in the southern sky.

This is starting to perturb me.

If there is a strong breeze blowing thru your hair, chances are my dish is taking a crap.

I'm damn near homicidal.

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I'm writing this on Saturday because well, I have a life and wont be around much for the next couple of days...

Some people should get a life. Try it sometime..

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I took my girl tots to the county fair Friday night. Want to hear something that has been troubling me since I was there?

There was a man there running a ride that was in jail for molesting a three year old girl. Wanna know how I know this?

Because I'm the one who booked his ass in the county jail.

That kinda shit just floors me.

And I see people who let their young tots run free at the fair..and it makes me sick.

Its a big enough place that anything could happen...

When the parents are off at the hill-billy demo derby and let the tots wander around the baby rapping carnies, it makes me wanna kick puppies. As well as put a bullet in their parents knee caps.

I took my camera to take pics of my cute tots runnin a muck at the county fair, but I never pulled the bastard out once..

It was just THAT much fun..

I was too busy making sure snot nose kids that don't belong to me stayed clear of this wanker runnin a ride..And I would not allow my girls on it, even though I was standing right with them. At.All.Times.

The Boy did not want to go.

I take that back, he did not want to go with us.

He is going with a buddy and his parents tonight.

Its OK to be seen with his parental units, just not his own..

He came in, asked for cash said he wouldn't buy too much crappy food, would try not to puke from the rides and he wouldn't hold hands or kiss any girls.

He is damn near responsible enough to move out.

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I went out with Pale Girl and my pal we will call Special...

I know I'm wearing the same shirt as last weekend...It was so hot out, I just wore the same tank top again..I have that tank top in 3 damn colors...

Yet I chose to wear the black one again..

And I know, my hair probably looks the same as last week..I mean its short, its not like I can do much to change it ...

but trust me, its a different day...

So this was us Friday..

Don't ask any questions about what you see here...because frankly, I got no idea.

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Two weeks from today is my concert.

I'm taking this time to prepare.

Anyone who knows anything, knows u got to prepare 4 this shit.

Good day.