Hold the Line

I am so glad this pittyful week is nearly over with...Not that it has been a bad week per say, just that once this week is done, I only have one more till I leave for the open highway and head to Iowa so I can party with some real men.

Im just sayin.



When I get back from my concert, I am taking my tots camping. Yes, yes, I said camping..We are going to rough it for about 4 days...









In tents.



Hell yeah...I kid you not. This fancy lassy is going camping..





We are going here.









http://www.northshorevisitor.com/activities/index.html



Thats right, it says whale watching bitches...









Top That!









I have lived on the Great Lakes my whole entire life..Been to all of them, but this one..



I had no idea there were whales in a fresh water lake...I mean seroiusly? Do they think im a dumbass?









But its on the internet, so it MUST be true..


Hell yeah.









we have not picked out our campground yet....but I will by the weekend.


Guess who is going with me? HUbs?...Nope.




Its gonna be Pale Girl, with her two tots...and me and my three tots..









Two gals, a gaggle of tots, and the great outdoors..


I am pretty confident I can take care of any bears we may encounter...I have had ample expirence dealing with creatures..



I do have a small lap dog and two cats for Gods sake.









I have a great deal of expertese in tent set up..The Boy and I went to a number of mother and son camping trips for boy scouts.



Ok, just one...



but still..







Stay tuned, because the shit that will happen on this trip is sure fire going to be pure gold blogging matarieal.


Between two chicks roughing it, the whales and the bears...


yeah, im just sayin..




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Walmart alert...Pale Girl and I might be going soon, I need to buy a another tent, and well, this city has supplied me with no other means of buying a tent..



For Gods sake they could at least have a Dicks Sporting Goods..because everyone in this city is so well...


cultured and all..



PUKE>




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Last fall I bought the tots each a pumpkin that I cleaned and carved...I'm a carver.


Don't 4get it either bitches..



Anyway, I tossed out three of the pumpkins after Halloween, but Boo didn't want hers tossed yet.



So I let it set on the porch. A couple days after Halloween the mother fucker was froze to the porch, I couldn't remove it.


I 4got all about it...it has been snowed on, lived thru 50 below zero tempts..









In the spring when everything melted, I saw the remains of the pumpkin.


I cleaned up what I could..which wasn't much.



Now look...this is what I have now..










































Thats some pretty amusing shit right there...The bitch is growing right up my porch.











Speaking of growing things..Take a look at these cucumbers I picked outta the garden yesterday.
































This is them posed with a soda can, so you can get the shear bigness AND, um, girth of my pickles...







































See, thats a freakin prize winnin crop right there.....



Don't be haters, you just have not got the green thumbs I do..and its ok..







This is Boo when I tell her we are going whale watching..



when she was a baby she thought whales lived in our lake..



she also called it an ocean..



This is why I am making her do one more run of pre school instead of sending her to Kindergarten..




































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And there is hubs telling her there are no whales in the great lakes.



Apparently he did not read the shit on the Internet...




bastards.