Fire and Ice

I keep forgetting to mention the fact that I have not seen my spider friend since before I left for my vacation in June...

I'm thinking of this now, because I'm sitting in my bed, looking at the wall where the bastard has been spotted more then once.

My fear is while I was gone for that month, that he got a tad bigger..Like possibly to the size of Asia. Which is pretty big....I think the bastard may be under my bed. I refuse to look. I worry that if he decided to venture out and climb up the wall, the shear girth of him will make him plummet to my bed which in turn will cause my untimely death.

And frankly its buggin the shite outta me.

Last night I could not sleep as I am a retard and suffer from the insomnia thanks to the cancer..Yes that was 8 years ago, but u try functioning without the gland that helps u do that shit, its impossible bitches..

Anyway, I was surfing channels on my Dish-Network, because hell, that's what I pay 100 bucks a month for..to surf.

Well I came across The Golden Girls.

Please put a bullet in the brain....preferably quickly...and if your a bad shot, just let me do it..

It did however make me realize that hearing one old bat call another old bat a tramp, ..is going to make being old very worth while...

I think I have a tumor inside my foot....

what else...what else....

My 8 year old Blondie told me that when she grows up she is going to own a bunch of land and have houses on the land, and she is going to let her sister and brother live in those homes..(she did make sure to say AGAIN she will OWN the land) and then they can all swim in her pool or lake and they can hang all summer and do things.

I don't know but that kinda sounds like the making of a cult to me.

God Speed specail one...God speed..