I fight authority, authroity always wins

Normally I steer clear of trouble. Normally I try to avoid situations where I may or may not be thrown in the county hotel.

Over the last three weeks, I have had the PO-LiCE called on me twice.

Time number one was at Pale Girls apartment when we were sitting around her table..Things mighta got outta hand when one of the four us put our empties filled with pistachio shells on a neighbors doorstep..

Shortly after that delivery there was was a knock on the door...There were four of us sittin at the table, drinking, having a good time...

Who woulda thought that 4 ladies could cause such a ruckus with people. I guess we were loud...or the haters were made they were not invited..

I think the folks just didn't like Mike at the doorstep...

Mikes Hard Lemonade that is....

This past Thursday Pale girl was over and so was our pal special...

After a couple MIkes we decided to do a little B and E...

I would say that hubs was an accomplice since he stayed here and was our look out...

but I wont...

Anyway, we did some breaking and entering...

we were on a mission..We had a purpose for this mission.

We cant find what we are looking for, but we see items that will do..

We run off with our goods..cause thats what u do when your stealing, you run off.

With your goods.

Your also suppose to wear all black and sport pantyhose on your face...

But us being the experienced breakers and enterers that we are, we go in broad daylight with our own faces..

Thats how hard core we be.

Next day while I was at Pale Girls house. We were basking in the glow of our recent crime spree thinking how easy that was, cause we never even got caught.

Then she gets a call from Officer Nelson asking about said B and E.

Turns out, we did get caught..

I guess if you don't get busted by the cops during a breaking and entering, its almost like it didn't happen..

For the next week I am going to stay on the other side of the law. My concert is in a few days and I must be a law biding citizen if I wanna cross state lines...

Next Tuesday(19th) we head out on our camping trip...I don't think we are going up north, I think we are going to go to South Dakota...

Us girls, the open highway, 5 tots, a cooler full of Mikes and our stolen camping goods.

Just like Thelma and Louise..

Minus Brad Pitt...and cliff jumping...



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