Rag Doll

Im warning you now, this post will be a tad rantish and I will be sprinkling the F-bomb around like its carpet fresh room deodorizer. So if your at all faint of heart, or don't want to read some choice 4 letter words, just put your shoes back on and leave for today.

I have mentioned before about our house in the Homeland that has been for sale since 2004. The bitch wont sell because no one wants to buy a home there...Its a hole in the wall sorta city, sorta like this one....BUT that's beside the point.

Anyway, since we moved here we have had several renters in the house. Which has sorta been helpful, because we would pay the house payment with the rent..

Last summer the people living in it not only could not afford the rent, but when they moved out, they left without paying any of their bills.

So at this point we decided to let the bank have their house back, because frankly, it was giving me a fucking ulcer.

Our realestate lady found other people to rent it until the whole foreclosure thing was complete...she said no sense in not renting it and making some extra money.

So thats what we have been doing...I think we have about 5 more months before the house is not ours...its still for sale, so there is always a glimmer of hope it will sell...doubtful, but its there.

Well, I don't know who lives in the house, don't know the name or phone number, because she takes care of everything...She never told us the name never gave us the info.

So, the middle of March came and we still had no rent, which is not uncommon because these asshats have never paid on time..But when we finally got a hold of her, she told us they did not have the money now, but would by months end.

Now this is my issue. The rent is only 500 bucks a month. Who can not afford that? I am not sure why these white trashy folks think they don't have to pay rent.

I mean I would love to not have to make my 1100 monthly payment to Wells Fargo bank, but if I don't, they will take my house bye bye..

For the last 3 weeks we have been calling and leaving her messages, to which she does not return.

It is now going on the middle of April and we are now owed 1,000 smackaro's.

I just wanna fly there, knock on my fucking door and kidney punch all of them. even the tots. even the dog, if there is one...

My realestate lady is very unprofessional. I think because of the fact she is sure she wont be seeing any money from this house, she doesn't give a shit.

Well, the nice email and message I left her today will make her think twice about screwing me over.

We have paid her tons of money over the last 3 years and she aint done shit...

Now she wont return calls. Again.

Im a fixing to put a cap in her ass, then kick her in the shins, then pulling her hair out, stomping on her gut, then stealing her wallet.

All in a days work for me.

She goes to church with my grandma and played the fucking organ at my grandpa's funeral. So I don't want to be to brutal to her as my grandma has to see her every Sunday, but golldamnit, this bitch is tired of it.

Im tired of being nice to her because she is a friend of my grandma's. Im just going to treat her like I do everyone else.

Like shit.

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Since its been muddy and shit, I have a sign on my door to please remove your shoes. Normally I dont care, because I have to wear shoes other wise my feet get sore. Im old that way so screw off.

My mother made some smart ass comment about her having to take her shoes off yet mine were on.

This is what I told her.

well, its my house, I can clean up after myself...This however is NOT your house and if you have issue taking your shoes off, then don't come over...

now take your fucking shoes off or leave,

I know..I blew up..

But damnit, I'm tired of her thinking she doesn't have to obey the rules here.

I have another rule. No drinking in my living room. Guess who drinks in here?

So the other day I told her she needs to get her drink out of my living room before something bad happens.

Im tired of her not thinking the rules apply to her.

Please, don't come here if you don't want to listen to the house rules. If God Himself came into my house without taking His sandals off, I would put a nicely placed cap in His ass too...

For Petes sake, I obey rules...why does everyone else think they don't need to?

You don't wanna pay your rent?

don't...I mean it works for some people.

You don't wanna take your shoes off when stepping foot in my house?

Don't, but don't expect to stay long, because I will kick you out, then shove one or both your shoes up your pooper.

Cause thats how I roll.

And another thing, don't tell me your going to start dressing better, then still wear the same crap daily. I have been waiting for your one GQ thing a week, for two fucking weeks now.

you are officially cut off.

Im getting pissy here folks. Can u tell?

I will leave you with some pics over the last couple weeks..

this was just a Friday nite karaokeing....im cool as shit...see

same nite, im cozying up to my fuzzy pull over, cause its cold...

me and pale girl....

the more i look, the more i think she may not be capable of producing color..

Ok, sorry for the vile post, but its my blog....and thats how shit is done...