Cherry Pie

So, one month from today is my birthday and two weeks from today I leave for a rip roaring Def Leppard concert in Michigan..

Don't be jealous, and don't be haters...

Hubs and I went to a Chinese buffet in a neighboring city for our nice anniversary dinner..

I know, I know, it doesn't get much freaking better then a good Chinese buffet to celebrate your wedding anniversary..

blah blah..

I'm gonna have the GI trots soon, cause that's how my intestines roll bitches..

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So I made a decision of some sort, now this decision may be about as worthy as a dirty sack of diapers, but I have enrolled in a local beauty college. I did this back in 1994 and did it a very very short period of time.

I gave it much thought and after years of doing other things like sitting on my ass and chasing kids, writing professionally, being a concert groupie,working with the convicts, and then working with the crazies, I thought it was best to find something stable..

So, starting April 21st, I'm gonna be doing this..

I'm going to be a make up artist and hair designer...

again, don't be a hater..

I might be making a total mistake, but most dumb people are blissfully unaware of how dumb they really are..

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Its pretty sad when i can relate nearly every day of my life with either a Simpson's episode or a Spongebob one..

This means I have sunk to the bottom of the white trash barrel.

Or else means I watch way too much television.

In the end, does it matter?

I think not.