one thing, leads 2 another

Now, I dont normally like to brag about things, or like to rub certain things into others faces. But today, im going let all my morals fall by the wayside..Cause thats how I roll.



Let me start with this, God blessed me with golden hair and sparkling ocean blue eyes. BUT, I was also blessed with a shitty personality and a huge tolerance for procrastination. Ok, not really a tolerance, but rather, a knack.



I was also blessed with bodatious ta-ta's...ok, thats a lie, I can thank my son 4 those..





thank u son....momma loves u.



Now, normally women drop big bucks to get hair like I was born with, a nice gloden blonde with shimmering higlights, that of prestine angelic baby chic.



I have spent the better part of two years dying my angelic locks a shitty brown color.



My first big mistake was cutting my hair...I had long hair, it flowed like a satin sheet on a clothes line.



But last month, I cut it off...now it barley brushes my sun kissed shoulders.



Then a couple weeks ago I had a galloping case of the retards and decided to give myself bangs..I had not had bangs 4 years, but decided I was old enough to handle the tasks required to have and keep bangs.



Big mistake.



I look like a jackwipe with bangs...I never know what to do with them..



do your bangs hang low do the wobble to and frow

can u tie em in a knot can u tie em in a bow...



So now I am just waiting 4 the bitches to grow out...



Then 2 weeks ago I took the jump to lighten my hair back to the golden hue I was meant to have.



Big Mistake take 2...



*note 2 self, when your hair is dark to begin with, your not gonna get your disired color choice, your gonna get strawberry blonde hair of which resemebles a cross between that of strawberry shortcake and goldie locks*



So yesterday I took it upon myself to try and rectify the wrongs I had done with my hair.



I went and got some ultra blonde, that is suppose to lighten thru anything...even dread locks worn by the darkest african living in the Nigerian jungle..



Soooo.....



It didnt go so well...



Mind u, I am a semi-pro in the hair business....I did it 4 a while in the mid 90's..



Mind u again...



I have bodatcious ta-ta's...



ok, now what was I saying..



Oh yeah, I totally fu*%ed up my hair.



Im suppose to give my dog a hair cut, but I am waiting and bringing her to Nebraska in July so Cliff's wife can groom her...



I dont wanna make her the laughing stock of my fenced yard...and last time I gave her a haircut, she wouldnt come out of the closet 4 two months.



If u need me, u know where I will be.



Amen.