Hair raising

My poor, stupid, naive dog...She needs a haircut so bad, she is running into walls now. I was going to hold off and bring her to Nebraska with me in July so Cliff's bride could groom her into the Princess she totally thinks she is...BUT...im afraid she is gonna kill herself if I don't intervene soon.




*sigh*









She will be living in my closet with me.....We will be in good company I suppose.









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Over the weekend my mother forgot about our ban on Subway...Cause she showed up with that spinach and artichoke sub I have been having wet dreams about.









I reluctantly ate it...









And you know what?









It was the grossest piece of poo-poo I have eaten in years...









I am not normally a consumer of the fast food industry, but I have always fancied Subway, because I didn't have to get something with red meat or anything deep fried.









they went and wrecked that 4 me. I hope they are happy.









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My mom and I went out 4 karaoke one night and we decided it would be a bloody good idea to play some pool.









Normally I am jump at this kinda shit, I like watching people play pool and darts.









Well 5 outta 7 times , not knowing how I did, I hit the white ball so hard and with such force it jumped off the pool table and landed on the floor. Even landed on someones table once.









they got a good chuckle, asked what I had been consuming to be such a bad shot..









oh, u know, just your regular run of the mill 80 proof diet coke.









how embarrassing.









I have hung up my pool stick, now we are going to try darts next...yee haw bitches.









I fear 4 anyone who may come in contact with me that night.









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Ok, my hair is done....









Now mind u, this was a very delicate process that required much effort, strategic planning and time....














I have a pic with it up, one down and one with my sides up..as these are the normal ways I wear this hair of mine..









here it is with the sides up...









I am not sure why, but my eyes look really really scary..hide the tots..

















Next one, hair up....again, hide the tots..



















ok, had to throw some in wearing my fav Def Leppard shirt, cause thats how I roll.















so there ya have it peeps..

My job here is done.