The life of a 4 year old

My Boo, seen here..







well she is star of the week at her baby school. This means, me, as her mother got to attend a session of her tot school.



Now I am a pretty smart woman, I have a vast education in many areas, I have traveled the globe, I have birthed three tots, so I know some shit.


But, the four year olds I spent time with today made me nearly pee pee my pants.


here are some things I over heard at the baby school..


camy, your underwear is showing


Boo, your momma is shiny and pretty....(referring to my piercings)


I can do more summer saults then u


No u cant, I Practice everyday


I practice every hour...u come over after to school and I will SHOW u..


I gots to pee pee teacher


someone let a stinker teacher


yeah, 4 year old rock.

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I had to run to Walmart last night, as I needed some milk for my tots...


I go, am greeted at the door...(which is really damn annoying)


I get my crap and I am in the check out.


My check out person...now I say person as for a long while we were unsure of the sex, because they have a beard...AND boobs as well as extensive hair on the arms, that like Robin Williams.


anyway, they are scanning my yogurt, my lettuce, my milk and my Lean Cusiene's..


I hand them my 20 dollar bill, she/he is getting my change and with the hand they are holding MY money in they decide it a perfect time to sneeze....ALL over my MONEY.


I told them to just drop my money in my bag, I got a small can of Lysol from the checkout line, bought it with some change in my purse, and sprayed my bag, my money, my everything..


Told them its a good idea to cover those sneezes because next time my shit gets sneezed on, I wont be so polite.


I leave Walmart, and again..I am greeted..


She thanks me for shopping here....


I tell her


it wont be happening again unless I am wearing surgical mask....do u sell those?


and I left.



GAWD I hate walmart.