Long Long way to go

I was going to go out and play a hard and heavy game of Bingo tonight, BUT in the last 24 hours our weather temperatures have dropped over 100 degrees...Yes 100..

How you ask is that even possible?..Let me fill you in.

Yesterday it beamed at around 50 degrees for a couple hours, it was wonderful. then something bad happened.

the big ass arctic wind made his way back, and has dropped a bomb. A bomb filled with a balmy negative 50....yup....its -50 now....

Well the air temp is negative 19, with our wind blowing at 40 miles per hour, it drops it to the -50 mark.

this lady does not go out of doors in that.....not ever.

So no Bingo...I bet I woulda won big too.

sonsabitches.

this is my last post for the week, cause I have shit to do....so...

Anyway, Friday is going to be my little girls birthday. My wee one will be 8 years of age and its very weird.

When I had her, the boy was just turning 3...I had spent three years with a tot whom was a male, and so I had no idea what to do with a girl.

Even though I myself am a girl, I still didn't know what the hell to do with her.

So I did what any good mom would do...I bought lots of pink shit.

turns out, my baby hates pink, but I did not know this at the time...

this is her the first summer we lived here. She was 4 here. the same age Boo is now.

My little girl loves her dog, her cats, her fish, and Zac Efron, which is making her real close to getting the tar beat out of her by the very woman her birthed her.

that is when she lost her first teeth.....

this was over the summer....we spent lots of time at the beach....she would tell me she wants to have a suntan like I do...

she got pretty close, but I told her I purchase my tan in the winter on a monthly basis so by summer it isn't so hard to get a glow...She wanted to save her money so she could buy a tan with me...bless her soul.

No baby, u cant go to the tanning salon with me...that would be like me buying u liquor when your 12....that would make me a bad mommy.

this is my baby now.

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So my dear ole Blondie is turning one year older...she has a boyfriend who gives her jewelry and writes her notes that say things like..

do u love me? cause if not i have three other broads I'm gonna ask out...

little prick..

I saw this pic when I was going thru some shit, its my Boo, she musta been 2 or under..Look at her gapping diaper...what mother does this and then photographs it?

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She is just doin some shopping...

Anyway, I hope my little 8 year old has a great birthday....But since I am the mom and in charge of all the fun to be had, chances are its gonna be not so pleasant. . and in 10 years from now she will be doing Celebrity re-hab with Doctor Drew...

Happy Birthday Blondie...

your getting a new bike...