Scuomy and me

I know I have mentioned Pissy Pants, or AKA HalfMexican Momma....Her and I have been BFF's since gosh 1987, or there abouts.

Her and I have been having some good times. We went to the concert, where she pee peed herself.

We watched Borat.

Pamila will let me gain access to her va-gean

I will get cho your own plow..

We have taken our kids to the beach two days running now...

we talk daily, we hang out at least every other day...its been great.

Poor Pissy pants had a bad day today.

Her and I were just making good time at heading to our spot on the beach when her phone rang....she stopped to answer, and I trailed on with 5 freaking kids..

A little bit later she comes down to our area, before we were kicked out.. and she has tears in her eyes and I can tell sumptin aint right.

Well to make a long story short, she had a pap test come back abnormal and she is stressing about it..as she says..

she has scumiouls lesions on her cervix

I told her I know those are cells..as I am thisclose to beging a nurse...

So I diagnosed her with

damn ho, dare aint nuttin wrong witchrour va-gean....

ok, so she did not listen to me..

So after we got back from the beach, here we are pictured here with our spawns too.

our babies....

The whole kit and kaboddle..

our backs...

So anyhoo....Me and Scuomy decided that after two whole days of carting our kids to the beach, swimming and making sand castles, and being all responsable and not letting them drown...we desreve a night..


So, we each drop our said kin off at grandparens dwellings, head to Sandusky Party Store to get pre mixes Margarita mix..and go striaght for my dads hottub..


Then we have my dad take pic of us drunken bitches..cuz my dad is cool like that..


Here is the result.

so my dad took pics of us...how humilating...


then she started calling my dad hot. And kept telling me how nice looking my dad is. Which I guess for a dad he isnt half bad...But damn, she kept saying it, AND telling him the same thing...


Then Pissy Pant's hubby Big DG came to pick her up, so Pissy Pants had him take ppics of us, this was the result.

























My dad only had to come out once to tell us to use our indoor voices , as the hottub is right outside his bedroom window...we tried to be good..












































thats me and Big DG...here is another one..





























































Here is Pissy and Big DG..




























so that wraps up our night in the hottub and margarita ladden drunkeness...

It was a good night...

I wanted to show u my Betty Boop pj's, someone here did not beilve me that I had some, and I dont like being called a liar, so here..










































thats the front, here is the back..




































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see...I told ya so....





So my day Wednesday will be spent like this..

Noon and I am meeting an old friend from school, I Aatank..we are meeting at the ole Dairy Queen at noon for lunch..(if u are in the hood come on down)...then we are heading to her dwelling for a day of water, sun and kids splashing about, driving us nuts, and hell maybe i will end with her in my dads hot tub drinking something..

Then I am suppose to have dinner with my friend whom is the City Clerk in this city and my oldest friend from school, as seen in the post below...as it is going to be her birthday..

I am trying to keep busy, Mr Shaky will be here Thursday...and I get to leave Sunday.

By at least Tuesday I will be able to write some real stories, right now, I dont have it in me.

I will entertain soon..I am sorry I am not a bowl full of chuckles right now..

I am stressed and I still miss my old grandpa...

I am gonna go visit him tommorow.

Here is hoping I get a little drunkered tommorow night as well.