every rose has its..

Well, it seems I may be becoming an addict. To what you may be wondering..

the booze
the drugs
the sex
the tattooing
the def leppards
the piercings
the sunshine..

nah, sure some of them maybe...

But, it seems all I ever think about, dream about even is Chinese food.

I am having Mr Shaky make me some homemade wonton soup STAT.

I am not sure what the sudden fascination is, but I aint complaining.

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Things are still up in the air regarding the house in the homeland. I do not know whats going on with it...Frankly, I don't give a damn anymore.

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I am starting to get a tad nervous. I still have not received my tix for the Leppard show in Detroit yet. I am leaving for there in about two weeks. I need them BEFORE I leave.. I will be writing a very strongly worded letter to ETIX if they do not arrive soon.

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Remember when I told you about our little individual meetings last Monday with Barracuda and Baboon?..Normally we get paid for such meetings, but Dillyweed and I noticed we did not, so she calls them, and Baboon answers. This is Dillyweed

so, i was just wondering if we were getting paid for our meetings Monday as it is not on our time sheets

well dillyweed, we felt we should not have to pay you for those meetings as we were paying you when you were writing the letter..

can you even believe that crap?

I need to get out of there now...I mean yesterday..

I think after my trip to the homeland I will not be returning...I cant..I am going insane, and these two ladies are not ever going to forget about that letter...

They are spineless wenches whom will have to answer to the Big Man when there day comes...which is not soon enough

Nothing but douche bags are they...

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Well I have my weight at a point where it is almost OK to join weight watchers again. I wanted to drop a few so I could join without being embarrassed of my fat ass.

Soon, I can join soon....once I join I will be posting weekly pics so we can track my progress....Maybe nudey pics..

OK, NEVER nudey pics...I don't want to scare any of you good patrons away.

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I need to go buy some fireworks.

With any luck I will blow a finger off, then I can collect SSI for the rest of my life..

If I blow off at least three appendages, I may be able to collect lawsuit money too..

Think about this on this upcoming holiday, blowing off a few fingers could make your days of being a stay at home mom worry free..Sure you will drop the bottles and not be able to pour the milk, as you can not hold those things with no fingers..

but damnit...the compensation outways the negatives by a long shot..

just think about it.

Flip Flop Momma..Peace Out..bea-oches