live and let die

So the nice long spread of the holiday weekend is behind me, kind of like my gorilla ass.

Having my dad spend his nights at the city's local swanky hotel sorta worked out ok. I mean, at least I did not have to worry I was boring him. If they would of stayed here, I would of felt like I had to be on all weekend. And I just don't have that much on in me. Because I am fat and lazy that way.

Look, the boy got his $4,000 telescope...ok, maybe it was not that much, but it might as well of been.




















I looked thru it last night, I saw some strange shit there on the moon. I am totally convinced,after seeing it up close and personal that it is indeed made of cheese.

I swear that kid better discover some sort of galaxy or at least save us all from a horrid asteroid or something.

Look, these are my new flip flops I bought...























what do u think?

Here is my dad and my um mom with my lil flippers.





















My dad and Blondie spent lots of time playing catch and various other baseball activities..

Here is Mr Shaky with his lil flippers..

















What a cute little happy bunch of retardedness...awwwwwww!

here is me and the kids..


















Doesn't The Boy look like he is having the best time..he sure does love me, makes my heart skip a beat.

Here are me and the girls..


















Oh and here is the much anticipated shot of my non existent Cinnomelt Buying Place.

Bastards...every last one of em..
















But the dumb asses leave the damn sign up just to torture my soul..

Saturday guess where we went..Thats right..I went and saw Shrek for a second time.

It was not any better the second time..But I think my dad got a kick out of it..He said and I quote

well now that's just as cute as the other ones..

I think maybe its because they play Live and Let Die by The Beatles in the movie..Just my thought anyway..

Only good thing I can say, is it is a short movie.

Sunday we went to the ever lovin Mall of America..

Rode some roller coasters, a few water rides, went to some shops..

Wanna see the cutest thing..This was my only personal purchase..set me back a whole 3.50

My vacation is over. I head back to the office in a few short hours...I need to live somewhere where everyday can be a vacation.

Although Mr Shaky thinks my whole life is a vacation.

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Oh I just found out Prince is going to be playing here in July. He is promoting his new now you better not laugh or I may knock the ugly right off you..

perfume.

Gosh I hope it comes in a nice shiny purple bottle.

So I am trying to get my scrubby hands on some hot seats..A summer full of Two Def Leppard shows, AND Prince...that is way better then a summer full of sunshine and sex..

Well I gotta run..

HAve a Happy Peroid.