what ya gonna do

I am trying to feverishly get my X-mas cards wrote out, so i can send some to someone and totally trick them...

Still any takers on Lynn and Dylan?...anyone? anyone?

I still can not figure out who they are. Has anyone ever gotten a Christmas card from someone you don't know?

Yea, I didn't think so.

So I am trying to print out pics from my photo printer to stuff in my cards, my ink runs out. I pull the cartridge out and get ink ALL over my hands, my face, my clothes.

I am a dumb ass. I big big dumb ass.

So now instead of feverishly trying to get cards done, I am trying to get the ink off my person.

sonofabitch.

Again...Lynn, Dylan O'niel...are u out there?...Please let me know who u are before I get a restraining order on your asses...shoot..

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Ok, I now have more pics ..yes including the lesbian ones..I will start with that, as I know your waiting with baited breath for it..

There ya go....see....My pal is the one closest to me, the other is her sheman..

no, i don't like her..and trust me, the feeling is ever so mutual..but she is like a pair of underwear, my pal cant leave the house without her.

OCG had never heard of Big Boy, nor ever seen one....I guess I did not know it was just a Michigan thing..so she needed to feel him up.

This is us in front of the Blue Water Bridge in Port Huron...That is Canada across the river...She had never been that close to the boarder...

she don't get out much..

Here we are at the local pub...its my lesbian pal, her sheman, my dad, and us two..

So there ya go peeps.

Ok, I need to go feverishly wash this crap off me before I get ink poisoning...and its starting to stain my damn keyboard.

again...last call for Lynn and Dylan....

Is anybody out there?

Crap...I feel shitty for not knowing whom it is..

But damn it, they are getting a card back. Cause I am awesome that way

I mean they know my first name, my last name, my home address..

I don't just give that shit out to anyone...

live and let die

So the nice long spread of the holiday weekend is behind me, kind of like my gorilla ass.

Having my dad spend his nights at the city's local swanky hotel sorta worked out ok. I mean, at least I did not have to worry I was boring him. If they would of stayed here, I would of felt like I had to be on all weekend. And I just don't have that much on in me. Because I am fat and lazy that way.

Look, the boy got his $4,000 telescope...ok, maybe it was not that much, but it might as well of been.




















I looked thru it last night, I saw some strange shit there on the moon. I am totally convinced,after seeing it up close and personal that it is indeed made of cheese.

I swear that kid better discover some sort of galaxy or at least save us all from a horrid asteroid or something.

Look, these are my new flip flops I bought...























what do u think?

Here is my dad and my um mom with my lil flippers.





















My dad and Blondie spent lots of time playing catch and various other baseball activities..

Here is Mr Shaky with his lil flippers..

















What a cute little happy bunch of retardedness...awwwwwww!

here is me and the kids..


















Doesn't The Boy look like he is having the best time..he sure does love me, makes my heart skip a beat.

Here are me and the girls..


















Oh and here is the much anticipated shot of my non existent Cinnomelt Buying Place.

Bastards...every last one of em..
















But the dumb asses leave the damn sign up just to torture my soul..

Saturday guess where we went..Thats right..I went and saw Shrek for a second time.

It was not any better the second time..But I think my dad got a kick out of it..He said and I quote

well now that's just as cute as the other ones..

I think maybe its because they play Live and Let Die by The Beatles in the movie..Just my thought anyway..

Only good thing I can say, is it is a short movie.

Sunday we went to the ever lovin Mall of America..

Rode some roller coasters, a few water rides, went to some shops..

Wanna see the cutest thing..This was my only personal purchase..set me back a whole 3.50

My vacation is over. I head back to the office in a few short hours...I need to live somewhere where everyday can be a vacation.

Although Mr Shaky thinks my whole life is a vacation.

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Oh I just found out Prince is going to be playing here in July. He is promoting his new now you better not laugh or I may knock the ugly right off you..

perfume.

Gosh I hope it comes in a nice shiny purple bottle.

So I am trying to get my scrubby hands on some hot seats..A summer full of Two Def Leppard shows, AND Prince...that is way better then a summer full of sunshine and sex..

Well I gotta run..

HAve a Happy Peroid.