Saturday, May 12, 2007

with great power, comes......

Great responsibility.....



Being a responsible parent , you are encouraged to give your kids a pat on the back for getting 100% on a test or homework. Normally I give The Boy violent threats, to get him motivated to do good in school. Nothing out of the ordinary, just



if u don't pass this test, I will kill the dog



if u don't do your homework, I will cut your pinkie off



if u don't do pass this test I will drill a hole in your skull..



and yadda yadda yadda...



So he did a very tricky thing to me...He asked me if he got 100 on his spelling test Friday, if I would take him to see this..





















































Being the wretched mom I am, I have taken him to see every Spider Man movie since they have been coming out. So why should he think we would not be going?

He does not get the fact I can not walk, let alone hobble down a dark movie aisle with a mega popcorn and a ultra big dt coke...It wont happen...I will spill it. Hell no, I am not going to risk it.

So I told him we would go ONLY if he got 100 on his test.

All day, I kept hoping that just THIS ONE time he would get one wrong. I was actually wishing for my kid to flunk. Who the hell does that?

So while I was at work, I kept thinking about it, when it got to be 3 o'clock I called home, to see if he passed.

Of course, he did.

sonofabitch.

hello kid, did u see my damn foot and ankle? hello? am I invisible?

damnitalltohell

so, tonight I took him to see it. And we walked there. Now my ankle is hurting worse then ever..

Its ok, I have popped about 4 Vicoden since I been home...its all good now..Don't fret.

I must say though, it was a pretty great movie..I have seen all three Spiderman movies in the big cinema...And this one, is by far the best ever.

And according to the boy..and I quote..

this was the best movie I have ever seen, and not only, but its the best action movie ever, even better then Star Wars Episode 3...


so that's his review of it, and no, he is not a professional movie critic, hard to believe I know.

Anyway, my ankle is healing nicely, I have some feeling back in my toes, and the swelling has went down enough where I can get socks on..

things are looking up for ole Bossy.

My dog is not knocked up
My son is smart, even when i want him to flunk
My ankle is healing
Mr shaky is talking to me again, only cuz the dog isn't with children
I did not spill my popcorn at the show
Its hot outside

See, things are looking up...

Oh and there is a city wide garage sale Saturday. I have never really been garage saleing before..

I am looking for some treasures.

Hopefully I don't buy anything that has lice of flea eggs in it.

My luck can not be good forever.

Have a great weekend..

bee real

10 comments:

Neurotic1 said...

Yeah I'm first fur ish cooters ;) Glad to hear your ankle is doing some better. I like Butches review much better than the ones on the tube! Maybe he has a career in mind! I can't wait until Dorcas is old enough for bribery! Have a happy mother's day ;)

eyes_only4him said...

neurtic,
u said cooter..hehe

Yes, Butch has a pretty good eye for saying the right shit for a movie review..

Start now on bribery, its NEVER too early girlfriend..

happy mothers day to u to dear:)

Anonymous said...

Glad your life is looking up. Hopefully, Butch will be wonderful for you on Mother's Day since you were so good to him. Everyone seems to think this one is the best. Guess we will find out eventually.

Happy Mother's Day to you and all the rest of your blogger friends!

eyes_only4him said...

I highly doubt I will get anything wonderful for Mothers Day..its just aint in the cards for me..

I suck.

Go see the movie, it is REALLY good;)

Kendra Lynn said...

Hope your ankle heals well.
And happy Mothers' Day!

Love,
Kendra

Bella said...

Good to hear the ankle is feeling a little better, and the dog is not with child, and the boy is smart.

If you buy anything from a garage sale either wash it right away or put it in a bag for a couple of weeks to kill anything that may be on it.

KrazyMom said...

Hope your ankle is better soon! Happy Mother's Day! Glad you liked the movie better than we did. It had great effects, but we thought it was kind of a let down.

eyes_only4him said...

Kendra,
thanks and same to u sweety.

Katie,
Garage saleing was a bust, I didnt get a damn thing..oh wait, I did get a planeter for some flowers...

no, it was a bust alright.

Krazymom,
u thought it was a let down?..really?..I thought number two was a HUGE let down...the message in this movie was wonderful..the other ones really had no nice postive message..

I could of done with out the danceing and shit, but overall, I rather enjoyed this one..and to tell u the truth, the sandman and Venom scared the shit out of me...

first time I have been freaked out in a long time..damn

Anonymous said...

Happy Mothers Day!!!

xxx

Jamie Dawn said...

Happy Mom's Day to YOU!!!!

We saw Spidey 3 also. My kids didn't like it as much as the first two. All four of us enjoyed it though.
I LOVED when he was wearing that black suit and dancing a jig. It cracked me up!

I hope you enjoyed the garage sale. If you found anything good, show us! Usually there's nothing but junk, and if something is good, it's OVERpriced.
It's a garage sale, people! Your used foot bath is NOT worth ten bucks!!!!! :)

I hope you have a wonderful day.
I may post some Mom's Day pics tomorrow.
We shall see...

I predict your good luck streak will crash and burn within the next two hours. Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but life can't be all roses and pain killers.