much a do about nothing

That turtle I posted last week. The one I brought for the kids to see. Guess what. I saw her smashed in the road on my walk yesterday morning. How do I know its her you ask? Because she had a piece of shell missing...Its how I identified the body. She has no teeth so we could not go by her dental records. I knew I should of kept her, but I am just against keeping wild animals for pets. But damnit....now she is vulture food, and I could of saved her. And what asshat runs over a turtle? I mean, they are easy to go around. Not like they are running across the street, they are walking slowly, you have plenty of time to stop and go around them. Or if its not a busy street, like this one is...Get your ass out of your car, pick the turtle up, and carry it across the road.



sonofabitch.



This is why I hate most people.



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Boo keeps telling me she needs to go pick blueberries because "her mother" is making blueberry pie. Apparently I am not her mother, cuz I don't make blueberry pies. Or any pies for that matter.



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Its my birthday Wednesday. I plan on eating lots of cake and drinking lots of diet soda.



All I want for my birthday is something good to eat, and clean clothes.



Here is a pic of me when I was a young one..












































I am the one in the middle. As if u did not know...I was about 10 or 11 there. Now I am freaking 32. How and when did I get so golldang old?

I don't know how it happened. I woke up one day with crows feet, early signs of wrinkles, and a slight case of dementia. Just BAM, out of nowhere.

So think of me on Wednesday. I am putting applications to all the local nursing homes and such. It wont be long and I will be peeing and poo-pooing on myself.

If the astronaut lady can use diapers, then so can I.

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The Boy wants a $3,000 telescope so he can see "The sea of tranquility" and also craters on the moon and other various heavenly objects. If he discovers a new planet, the telescope will more then pay for itself..Its an "investment to my future" letting him he get a $3,000 telescope..I am banking on him finding something that will make us a shit wad of money.

My luck, he will star gaze a few nights, bark at the moon a few times, then retire his ten thousand dollar telescope because he is on to bigger and better things.

Like wanting a hoover craft or something.



Well Happy Birthday to me...



One year old and 20 pounds fatter.


Bee Real