Something to believe in

Thursday after school my Blondie brought home a note stating she was invited to a sleepover at a friends house.



We will call this friend "Shirley" only because it makes me giggle.



Anyway, I don't know this kid but I have seen her parents at the regular 2nd grade shenanigans like picnics and school trips..



I didn't even know my kid was friends with her.



But because I am a good momma I let my baby go...



So I wrote her a note to ride the bus home with Shirley.



As soon as my baby left 4 school I began thinking...I don't know these parents.



Do they have a rap sheet?

Do they run a meth lab?

Do they sacrifice goats?

Are they Holy Rollers?



I didn't know any of these things....and it was troubling me.



Were the gonna kidnap her, and use her to hang clothes on their freedom lines?



I didn't even know where these people lived.



I was having these images of Nancy Grace talking about this on her show...



what mother, lets her 8 year old daughter just go off with people she does not know?



just say that in a Georgia accent.



So as the night went on, I was waiting for her to call me, begging to come home.



She.Did.Not.Call.



Around 1pm on Saturday my girl comes prancing in the house like nothing went on.



I ask her if she had a good time. She did.



Good. Good...she had a good time..



Then as my baby starts talking about her time over there...I begin to shutter.



First up, she lets me know the people have a farm. Farms are good. Who the hell doesn't like a farm?



Its not your average farm. Its a goat farm.



I bet u know where im going with this........



Yes, they eat the goats...So therefore...



THEY DO SACRIFICE GOATS...SONOFABITCH



She then informs me there was a trough filled with goat gut and bones..



Then in the barn where the goat feed is kept, there are rats. And they shoot the rats for sport, so she said there were a lot of dead rats with bullets in the heads laying about.



Then she let me know that they was a bear in the barn two nights before they were shooting at.



She also saw a dead goat hanging...that they skinned.....



This is the girl who wants to be a vet and cries when she sees commercials for the Humane Society.



Also she lets me know they slept in a tent. Outside. With goat parts and bears.



I asked her what they ate, because I was freakin they mighta fed her goat meat.



She says they had pizza and rootbeer floats. Then for breakfast pancakes and bacon.



Can u make bacon outta goat meat? Shit I have no bloody idea.



Then she lets me know they spent time walking on the railroad tracks.



We have a very active railway system here, I mean they barrel thru about 5 or 6 times a a day.



I guess the important thing is she had a good time huh?



I totally need these kids taken away from me..









































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Because frankly, I cant be trusted...