Part two

If u have not read the post before this, you might wanna or this wont make much sense.

So the night I saw the bastard I texted the hubs and told him about the intruder. Of course the asshat was sleeping like a baby and didn't even get my cry 4 help until morning.

He emails me all day inquiring about this bastard.

He reassures me we will move the bed out, flip the mattress , clean the vents and just look everywhere and clean in every nook n cranny till we find it.

This is me..

holy fuck, u believe me...u THINK there is a bastard too???? NO NO...your suppose to tell me its all in my head...your not suppose to ENABLE me for Christ sake...NO..damnit.

He then went on to say he did think it was odd I was the only one who sees it and that it magically disappears when the lights come on.

I said he is a tricky sonofabitch.

He asked if I saw him jump or climb anywhere when the light comes on..

NO...he is just gone...

Kinda like God disappears quickly in the movie Evan Almighty..(i love that movie)

oh, so the bastard is like Morgan freeman?

yes yes he is..

He then goes on to say that if the bastard is as big as I say..and he is, and then some...that he must have to consume mass quantities of something. And that there is no way he could find enough to live off from in our bedroom.

To which I tell him maybe he doesn't live in there, maybe he comes from the Attic.

In our Attic, which is on the same level as our room, we have bats living in there...Yes bats...Some of u know this because I normally post pics of the shits when they fly in my house..as proof...cause some of u didn't believe me.

that'll teach u..

And I swear if I find this bastard I'm taking a pic to show u..that will show u all damnit.

Anyway, the hubs is teetering again tome being crazy. And I much like that better then him agreeing with me.

While he is gone I want to call an exterminator...But what do I say..

um hello Orkin man?..yes hello, I have this spider roughly the size of Canada that lives in my bedroom. He only comes out at night, and vanishes when I rub my eyes or turn the light on..the bastard has put me on the verge of a serious mio-cardio infarction. Please come quick with your bastard killin spray.

So when the hubs comes home tommorow night, we are going to look for this bastard and I'm gonna teach him a lesson.

I pray he has no family. What if he is just one of many. What if I'm seeing a different one nightly.

Sonofabitch.

To be continued......