Life in the fast lane

Thank you for all your birthday comments and such, it made me all warm and fuzzy inside..


So this is a re-cap of the week gone by..


Ok, I told u about the girls who think I am 18...yeah, well I had a total 360 happen after that..


See our business had a salon fair, in which many salons in the surrounding area come to the school to mingle with all the students, set up booths and try to get us to want to work for them when we are done with school.

So as I was making nice with some salon owners I had this tap on my shoulder. I turn around and this woman is standing there..The way she touched me was as if she knew me or something..


I look at her and say...YES...cause I was kinda ticked about being tapped.


This woman was around 50 or so, had a nose ring and the wire was hanging out her nose. The part that is suppose to be tucked inside the nose, and I couldn't stop looking at it..


As I am staring at her nose she says to me in the nicest way possible..



hey, I would hire you in a heart beat, we are always wanting to hire older women for salons because they bring something that an 18 year old cant, I assume your not 18 or anywhere near it..hardy har har.


I killed her.





Then on my birthday I had to get my Minnesota drivers licence because well, im a loser and put off everything till the very last second. ThaTs how I roll.


My Michigan one expires on my birthday so this means I'm up shits crick with no paddle.


I head out to the DMV, because that's where u go.

I go in, give them all my forms of ID and take the test on the computer.



I finish and it says.


u got a 78%....



U did not pass

HOLY MOTHER OF GOD someone please kill me now.


How does a 33 year old woman NOT pass her drivers test ON her birthday?


I just start giggling uncontrollably..because I mean, what else can ya do?




Then I take my giggly ass back to the car and text everyone I know to tell them I failed my test.


I can not take it again till Monday, so I am in deep crap...



Then its pouring rain and my wipers decide to stop working...and I have 30 miles to drive to get home..


with no valid licence..






Go ME..

So if I disappear for a while, it might be because I have been pulled over on my way to class and I cant afford the bail money, and I don't have enough lip gloss to buy my way outta that.

The woman at the DMV asked if I needed a book. I was like , A book for what?





Shes like, to study.


OHH, u can study? Im all over that like flies on shit, because I have no idea how many feet away a car needs to be before I turn my high beams off..


Im a tool .


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Here are some pics.



These are just pics from my birthday...


Enjoy.


























My cake, now don't be jealous, there is plenty high school musical to go round people




















Me, my cake and two of my tots...





















Me and the hubs...


















































U might think he was the one drunk, but alas, it twas me...







































Now there u can clearly see I was the intoxicated one..










































This is just us....all partyin like its 1999...





Gotta party while im not in prison...gonna enjoy my freedom while it lasts..