Have a nice day

Sorry for my absence, I know the blogger world can barley get by when I am gone like that. And I do apologize to you and yours.



From now on, I will only be posting about once a week as I have a life and well, its just not fun anymore.



There are people who come here and read who were never invited but somehow found the address on an old myspace blog or stalked me, I don't know..but they read it, and it makes it no fun.

I was thinking of going private, but that's a lot of work, and that's not what I want...



So im just going to blog once a week or so if I feel like it.


Some people have to ruin shit....I hate those kinda people.


You BIG poo poo diaper baby.


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Anyway, moving along...


I have these things that happen to me allot, I will think about something, and BAM it happens.


Take for instance last summer I was driving down my street and these Robins kept flying near my car pissing me off. So one day I thought to myself, in my head, I hope I kill one.

Not more then two second later, one flew right into my windshield.


Things like that happen alot...


Yesterday morning I was in the tub. Ya no, getting clean.



A thought popped into my head just suddenly. It was by no means a pleasant thought, but a thought none the less.

I envisioned an episode that happened a year ago or so.


I was sitting at my computer and out of nowhere this BIG F-ing spider wrapped its big huge legs around my mouse.


This spider was clearish whitish color and was huge...Like mammoth size shit we are talking.



So, I had this in my head, recalling that nightmare.


I get out of the tub and BOOM, there is a huge spider climbing on my bathroom walls. He didn't realize his day was about to get real bad...



I just thought it was odd....I think im gifted or some shit, but I cant say for sure..


But im pretty goll dang sure.


Hey, wanna see whats in my bush?


no no, not THAT bush u damn pervs..



















































When I become a grandma, I will show u pics of the tots...


I think I killed this birds grandma last year with my windshield..


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On Saturday my city had its city wide garage sale. Now normally I am not a garage sale goer. The thought of buying and using crap other people did, kinda skeeves me out. But my mom is all for a good bargin, so I went along..


here is another instance where my super powers enthralled my being.

I was thinking to myself it would be damn nice to find some sort of priceless artifact. Something for a good deal that would only cause me great joy..


Something that comes along once in a lifetime.





After 20 or so houses, it was looking bleak...then....


We went to a nice fancy house in my hood, and I spotted it from the sidewalk, because well, you can sense this shit from the road.





I walked slowly over to the table as to not to disturb anything...





And there it was, shining, calling to me..


for a mear damn 10 cents..


Who knew a dime could by this bitch so much freakin happiness?





Here it is..









































Its one of those mirrors you use to be able to win at your county fair. I had tons of these as a teen...now, this bitch has another one...



I was so giddy with my find, I took a pic and texted it to everyone I knew.



Poor Val at 1plustwins had to hear ALL about it...



She said it would make for a great post....



she also said what losers we were for texting so long about it.



I had to agree...



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Its been a while since I posted pics of the tots...I took this on my new cell phone which I hate...took it Mothers Day..

































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Thats all I have folks....that's all she wrote...