because Oprah says soooo

Well, my first few days of being canned have went pretty well. I will find out today what my estimated joke salary will be...

I did have an odd turn of events happen in the early morning hours of Thursday.

Around 4am I woke up with an awful pain...Not sure what it was, I went in the potty to go piddles..Hoping that would help..Well after I peed, still pain..

Lots and lots of pain...

After about an hour or so the pain subsided...but was left with an awful dull constant ache.

So me being all paranoid I tried finding a Gyno in my area whom can look over my um va-gene and surrounding area. As I was having pelvic pain.

Not a damn Gyno around I could see without a referral...

sonofbitch.

So reluctantly I called my local doctor whom wanted to see my goods when all i wanted was sleeping pills....ok, I did not see him, I chose to see the Nurse Practitioner.

After blood work, piddleing in a cup and a nice fancy va-gene exam...she is clueless.

Every time she pressed on my pelvic region I wanted to belt her a good one in the face.

but I didn't, cause I am a good Christian woman.

She is very concerned and is sending me for an ultra sound in the AM hours of Friday..

Not only am I getting your regular run of mill ultra sound, but I am also getting a trans-vaginal one as well.

I so ex-cite.

so....this is my drama now.

Whilst I was getting my pelvic region probed and full of K-Y Jelly...my mom was tending to the welfare of my young ones.

The Boy asked her if I was ok...She told him yes..

he said he watched an episode of Oprah...yes I said he watched Oprah..

and that after one loses a job and or has a death in the family they can get depression.

He asked her how long ago I lost my job..

She told him two days ago.

With relief he said..

good, because Oprah says if you have symptoms for more then 5 weeks u need to seek medical help ASAP.

At least someone is looking out for me.

God Speed my son...God speed.

So if I am not around for a while, it means they have given me 12 hours to live and I have chosen to head to the VFW to go Boozen with my buddies one last time.

And to take booby shots one more time..

So we will see how this all pans out...

Say a prayer for my pelvic area if u want...

I will be around...

if ain't dead.