So I thought it was time for an update. I am still not feeling well, so tired, I have decided against even getting up to potty, I just kinda have my own sesspool of urine and other bodily fluids...It smelled at first, but the smell does grow on you after a while.
Lets see, what else have I done....
Oh I watched the hanging of Saddam. I gathered the kids, grabbed some DOTS, popcorn and soda pop and had family movie night.
Blondie keeps asking me when we are going shopping, I ask her what the Sam hell could she possibly need..She says she needs diapers and baby food.
I told her to go apply for WIC..!
My son came home from school today, plopped his ass on the couch and I saw it appeared he had on two pair of trousers. I ask, he denies it. I tell him to lift up his pant leg, that's when I saw a pair of black pants on under his denim.
I ask him what the damn hell this shit is all about. He said now when he gets ready for bed tonight, his PJ's are already on...I told him oh hell no...
He said he had went the day with no underwear. I guess in a fit of lazy ass-ness he went against better judgment and decided NOT to take his pajama bottoms off today, rather slip his jeans on over top.
I am not sure if I am livid, or overly proud..
I have been having very nice dreams...I dream this guy is my secret boy toy...And I don't ever want to wake up..
Damn, just look at him...I cant stop drooling..Holy crap he is WAY too good looking for MY own good.
Then I wake up, and I am still married to this.
Cant win them all I guess.
So there is your recap of said life of me at the moment. My life hangs in the balance. Where is that Dr jack kevorkian when u need him?....
I am going to the ocean in a few weeks time. Now I am not saying if my ashes will be spread there, of if I am going on business/leisure/dying wish...Just no I am going to the ocean...And I don't like big bodies of water...
Well, that's all I can muster for today...
I will leave u with these words of wisdom...
hating me wont make u prettier..
take what u will from that..It is really useless information...But information non the less.
Bee Real
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If you find Dr. Kevorkian would you please send him my way. I feel I need to expire! If you can't find him just send me a cork!
Okay ...I get it.
You are going to fake your own death to give us all the shake.
Well, I ain't buying it.
Ha!
BTW, Dr. Kevorkian is fixing to get out of the big house... he's been locked away. They say he's old and feeble and won't do those bad, bad things anymore. So they are letting him out.
:)
Neurotic,
I take it the dumb ass doc had no help for u..I am gonna go find jack, maybe we can get a two for one..
Blog Whore,
u caught me..
yup,. he sure is in prision, dont forget, he is from michigan also, so me and jack have connections..maybe i can have him pay ur mom a visit:)
teehee
lmao at the two pairs of pants.
wait a minute did they show the actual hanging? I saw where they put the rope around his neck and that was it oh well then the dead body.
That is a hot guy...man!
I LOVE those little creases beside the mouth...not dimples...creases.
Yeah...nice.
Kendra
p.s. thankfully my husband doesn't read what I type here...he'd be insanely jealous.
dakota,
yes go to youtube, they show the whole hanging trhere..the guy did it with a carea phone, poor bastard has been arrested now...
kendra,
he is pretty sweet huh?..but he is ALL mine sweety..
he is on the show Nip/Tuck..since u dont have a tv, u prolly never seen it..plus its not a show I think u would watch anyway..tee hee:)
yes, kevorkian is in the clink, the pokie, the slammer, the salt mines, the ......uh, you know. when you are at the ocean, can you pick me up a jellyfish?
Suzie,
so, what size a fish u lookin for
Will you please stop dreaming about my husband already????
You don't wear two pairs of pants at one time, do you? you know,t hey say kids follow by example....
Hope you're feeling better and back to your old energetic self. Watch out for sharks when you go to the ocean. Laying on the sand sounds nice, but those shark-infested waters scare the crap out of me.
((((hugs))))
Blazer,
whoa there lil lady..he is NOT your hubby, he is my secert lover..hehe..
well, if wearing undies and pants counts as wearing two pants, then yes i do..
sharks scare the hell outta me, and its much to chilly for this lady to lay on the ebach..needs to be blazing 85-90 degrees:)
Two pants? hmmmm -
Maybe... uhm - I've got nothing.
Aww, feel better Bossy! *hugz*
I think your in my yahoo list now! woo hoo! :D
Mmm Julian McMahon! He is sooo fricken hot
It can be quite dissapointing waking from a really, really good dream and seeing what's really laying next to you, snoring and farting and taking up the whole damn bed.
Been there, done that.
Fantstagirl,
yes two pnats.....odd huh
JD,
yes, I should never of spent the damn 80 bucks for that damn baby alive, cuz holy shit it needs to eat and take shits all day..
Princess,
nope..not the one i use..I dont post that one on here..the pone u musta added me to is the one i dont use..I will eamil u the right oone.
Deni,
nothing like waking up to a world of dissapointment huh?
Man you have some fabulous dreams!
Could you sneak me into your luggage? I need a vacation badly!
Glad you posted something. I need to the chuckles you give out the best stuff to chuckle with! Thanks!!
BTW I finally posted an update!
hahaha
That made me laugh!
Love his earrings by the way.
Dr K is still in prison I believe but may be getting out soon. (I skimmed a news story on him recently and was appalled that he was still in prison)
Brandy,
well I may have room for a samll midget..ow tall r u?
Mary,
I agree...he should of never been thrown in prison anyway..
:)
Considering how 'real' your dreams are...good luck with this dude in the pic.
You may have a problem with the wearing of pj's to school. Although it's always good to be prepared.
Cliff,
well, some dreams are not meant to come true...although I am still holding out, only if mr shaky should die of natrualcausesorwhathaveu:)
and the boy scout moto is always be prepard, maybe he is just living it out huh?
I'v heard of the show, but you are probably right...wouldn't watch it.
Glad you enjoy it though. :)
Kendra
goddangit
i spit my friggin drink on the screen
note** diet pepsi burns when in the nasal cavity
haaaaaaaaaaa
I might read here to much I knew the earring pic was coming scarey huh?
even knowing I still spit my friggin drink on the screen!
and see there I knew that boy was mine
what does he need drawers for??
i am against the 2 pair of pants tho
u friggin kill me
js
Take the earrings off Mr. Shaky and put him in some skin tight jeans, and he's a dead ringer for that other guy. :)
You're lying in a urine sesspool, and YOU'RE mad that your kid wore jammies under his jeans?
Silly lady!
Stay away from sharks and stinging jelly fish.
Dr. K does house calls for a fee. I kill people for free. Call 1-800-JD-KILLME.
that guy is freaking smokin....
kevorkian should be released and sent to florida..i know a few people that need some assistance....they don't knwo they need it but they do in my opinion...
glad you're back to updating
Kendra,
I do enjoy it, mainly becuase of him:)
Cracker,
i am not helping u clean up that mess...its ur own dang fault..
so ur for no drawers but aginst two pants?..got it..I will inform your kin..
jamie,
yes, makes nos ence does it..I told u, I am not right..
so u will kill me for free too?..where do i sign Jamie?
Pegs,
yes he sure is smokin huh?..damn.
well truth be told I know lots fo people who need asstiance as well, maybe we should start our own buisness...what do u say?
Wow, urine and fecies? Can't beat that? Well I guess you can beat if it is urine, fecies, Dr. Kavorkian, and that hot guy you posted a picture of all rolled into one. Now that's good!! Hope you feel better soon. By the way, does that guy make porno's, because a porno of him along with your urine and fecies would be GREEAAT!
well i cant figure a reason to wear drawers
i mean why?? what purpose is there for them??
and I dont spect you to come clean up
please try to teach my brood proper, i can crackwerize him in about a day but he needs a solid foundation, thats what ur for
ole j
Cracker,
oh contrare there is a purpose for them..skid mark barrier..
come on dude, guys are not so good about wiping all the crap from the crapper..u dont want ur wranglers getting mud pie stains on the back do u?..I think not.
Cracker,
I dont know...I have not met a man yet who dont leave behind residue..
im just sayin..
BB
be sure to know
no res
nada
nil
and even if their was my jeans don't crawl!!!
so they arent in close enough proximity to the exit point where you believe residue resides
sothere
cracker,
fraid im gonna need a sample for further annyalaisis
hmmmmmmm
what kinda sample???????????
sheeeeeeesh
surely not
nah
no way
you gotta clear this up!
cracker,
wranglers size 34 36..(your tall right, i am just guessing)...just the wranglers...
well no
i did a 34
in middle school
u forgot i am "heavy duty"
so mione are 36x36
thank god about the sample
i didnt know what kinda sample u wanted!
ok ill shuck these off when I go by the post office and mail em right out 2nd day
what ocean you fixin to visit?
I thought you said you weren't coming for a visit until next summer? remember?? :)
your first (pictured) hubby is pretty darn smokin, is he from the TV show Brothers & Sisters?
That Nip/tuck guy is so Hot!
I can understand why you dream about him seriously! LOL!
What ocean are you visiting?
I hope your doing okay sweetie!
Much hugs to you!
: )
ha ha you may smell from shit and urine but you haven't lost your sense of humor. lol ha ha my son has gone to school with two pairs of underwear on and he too has worn his pj bottoms on under his pants. he has started not wanting to wear any underwear either cuz he says it feels better!! i think my hubby was very proud of that. lol i have to check on him every morning. lol kids are too damn funny.
Cracker,
heavy duty?naw ur still a light weight...I am still waiting for my sample.
Angie,
Atlanitc:)
he is the dude from Nip/Tuck, I have vivid dreams of him..can u tell why?
Oh, my trip to see u is coming when i can wear a bikini, remeber?..hehe
I am going to VIrgina Beach.
Michele,
he is hot, but he is all mine, so back off lil lady..hehe..
I am going to Virgina Beach..not Florida, that is this spring/summer..
Amanda,
I need a kick in the ass, then a hug:)
1 plus twins,
I cant tell if they are smart or retared:)
my son went thru a two pair of undies as well..he alwya said, well the clean pair is on top, so its good right?..little bastrad..he is sick now...poor lil batsard:)
hey!
princess_glittermyst@yahoo.com
Add me :D
xoxo
Awwwwwwwwwwww...those earrings are such a nice touch!!!
I like oceans...I hope you're going to a warm one and not one that sucks.
Princess,
ok I will add u when I change it:)
JD,
it aint looking good, not good at all;)
TKW,
dont they all suck?..which one sucks worse?..I aint going to the Artic Ocean, and I dont plan on swimming, so I guess it makes no never mind then huh..hehe
I hope you feel better soon!
*^_^
(=':'=) hugs
(")_ (")Š from
the Cool Raggedy one
Feel better soon!
GAWD I must be some sort of Christian racist, because when you said you gathered up your kids, friends and "DOTS", to see the hanging of Saddam, I truly thought you meant....umm...."dots"....meaning...well, you understand what I'm trying to say, don't you?
I hope you're doing okay over there. Haven't been around much since I've been so sick these past three weeks. Now you're in trouble. I'M BACK! BEWARE!
MUAH!
Rageddy,
thank u much:)
Amanda,
boy, my ass looks so small there..hehe..thanks for both.
Mike,
thank you buddy.
Deb,
holy shit, are u seroius?..I was thinking more of the candy that sticks to your teeth, that u get a t show for 20 bucks a box:)
but i do like your idea too:)
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