Rock Brigade

Ok I am posting for Friday today, because after I get home Friday morning at 0600..( for you retards that's 6am) I wont feel like writing my prize winning crap..So I am being nice and giving your diaper full of diarrhea today..cuz I love u guys..

So where do I start..Oh I know..Remember the guy I was talking about a few days ago? The one who was close personal friends with Jesse Ventura and claimed if he brought him a thimble full of water as I did, not only would he stir it with his fuc*ing brains, but the bastard would kick him!...That guy..Remember?..

well when I got to work Wednesday night there was a note in our log book..This is what it said and I quote.

"don't go in Mr Jackhammers room alone, as his mind is empty"

No shit you don't say. If u thought for one second I would walk into his cell alone, then u must be on crack or u think I am..

But next to that was this..

never mind, he has been committed to the mental hospital..

oh you don't say ....

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I went to work Wed night thinking it would be a peaceful night..I was wrong...I ended up booking in 9 inmates. I did not get to sit down till about 3 am...And then by that time it was time for me to get one of my work release gals up and to pass the 5 am meds...Damn..I was planning on going to the laundry room to " do laundry"..While I nap..

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Mr shaky has done something to my Boo. You know what the lil gal does? If she sees an open container of any liquid...She grabs it and poors it down the john. Yesterday she tried 3 times to dump my Dt Dr pepper down the crapper...

I saw her take numerous water bottles and take them into the bathroom. I wondered what she was doing..But I am one of them moms who think...hmm, there being quiet, they don't have a pocket knife..They are ok..

and I continue to watch a def leppard music video block on vh-1 classic..cuz hell, that's what any good respecting mum does..

So when Shaky got home I asked him about this new devoplement in my Boos behavior..You know what he said?

she's cleaning up!

And he said it was though he was proud of himself. Like he had just taught a dog how to shit on the grass instead of the floor..

I was not amused. And I told him she already dumped two cans of my nectar. And if she did it one more time I was going to pummel her with a care bear .

So now in my garbage can in the bathroom is a collection of empty pop cans, water bottles and one cup..I am not digging it out..So it will go out with the rest of them.

And here I was teaching her to NEVER put anything down the toilet that did not come out of her butt or that was not toilet paper.

All I know is if she plugs up that toilet, Mr Shaky is gonna be in some big trouble. Even though we have 3 johns....I will make Mr Shaky dig his hand down the toilet and retrieve what item she may have been cleaning up..weather it be a remote, a salad fork, or Mr shakys shoe..I don't care..

I am official off of toilet duty...Its his monster he created and he can have fun dealing with the side effects of a three year old cleaning up..

Bossy no more is in charge of that bathroom..Go Me.

well I better go prepare for my night at the place I make lots of money at to get hit on by the lowest of scum..

Man go me again..

Bee Real