I don't know why Boo bee thinks there needs to be conversation during potty time. Last night as she was sitting on the john she yelled for me. And it was the kind of yell that made me think she mighta crapped a lung out, or possiably part of her anus.
I go in there and say " what do u want"
momma, my hair is brown
Yes, I know your hair is brown.
but momma, wook, its prwetty and its brown...And I don't like it when u comb it..momma no comb my hair.
I tell her that indeed her hair is brown and indeed it will be combed.
Then she tells me that she does not love me anymore.
Aww, puppy love, it comes and goes..I am sure when she gets good and hungry she will once again dig deep within her soul and love me again..
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Well they finally came with my dish network. It took the red headed guy about 2 hours to get her all hooked up. I spent an hour watching vh-1 classic. The bad part was it was a show I had already seen on vh-1..I wanted to see the videos..damnit.
but eventually the videos came and all was good in the world.
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As I am writing this I see my son walking home from school. Yes I agreed he could be kidnapped. The only reason I let him walk home is because when he rides the bus home, he has to wait over 20 minutes at a private school for them kids to get out. Now I just think if its a private school the parents should take the kids and bring them home...Why should my tax dollars pay for these kids to ride the public school bus, and make my son wait over half an hour on a bus when we live a mere 3 blocks away?..
Anyhoo, he is walking with a little girl. Now normally this little girl stops at the street and goes the other way for home. Yet Today she walked him right to my front door.
GO away little girl..Butch cant play with anyone who doesn't have a penis.
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Just so you know this will be my last post till Friday. I work two 12 hour shifts this week. I gotta keep the prisoners in line at all costs. They like my big boobs I think.
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And for the record, the opposite is true for Blondie, she indeed can not play with anyone who has a penis. Just so we are clear on that.
So I am pro penis with one, and anti penis with the other...Am I wishy washy?
No I call it good descion making..
Ok here are my google hits for today.
*I love being naked
*buffy "over my knee"
*nekkad
*permanent eyeliner" "his eyes"
* werewolve circus people..
ok, this one has me worried....
*over the counter sleep aides
Those were just some of the ways u can come across ole Bossy from Google..Rock On
Google, bringing bossy to the good people of the world
Well I need to go watch my vh-1 classic. Then find my leg warmers, and something with shoulder pads..
Bee Real
Wednesday, November 08, 2006
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You know you just wrote penis to see who visits your blog using that word! Plus you still are able to see both sides of an issue and believe in equal opportunity discrimination. You are a great mother. Keep it up.
Enjoy the dish while you can. Hope you don't have withdrawl symptoms the next couple of days.
Tammy,
see, you know me!
I am watching my dish now..I have missed this channel, and right now boo is dancing to a video playing, life is sweet..
and I am not looking forward to the enxt few days, thanks for remindng me.
promise you'll only break out the leg warmers if you buy a can of aerosol hair spray and rat your hair to the ceiling....IF, you do this, then take a picture, post it...once you've done these steps, then you can break out the leg warmers.
Of course, you'll need to post a picture of the end result....you crazy 80s lover!!;)
Angie,
these are too many demands...truthfully I dont think my hair could get that high anymore, back in the day when we did that we all had those nasty perms..its hard to rat bone straight hair..haha
but I do miss the aquanet in the pink and silver can...those were good times angie:)
LOL, shoot, I didn't have a perm all the time and I could almost touch the ceiling with my nasty mop.....you can do it!!
Yes, I think I will have the same convictions about penis patrol once my kiddos are a bit older....you've set the bar
Glad you got your VH-1. Just make sure that you don't leave Pat out in the dark! I'm all for the leg warmers but I always hated shoulder pads. Guess that was the rebel in me!
Glad you got your "dish" and it's all hooked up. I'm also glad no real drama occurred during the hook-up. I was waiting for another complaint to be filed by you under the username, "DISHSUCKSASS". Hopefully Dish is a lot better than Apple.
I like your penis and anti-penis rules.
Have fun at work keeping the criminals in-line.
I'm glad the dish has made for a very happy evening. You're a really good mom for allowing Boo to enjoy this channel to off set the Lawrence Welk time. It's all about balance or damage control - whatever the case may be!
Plus I forgot to say how happy I am to hear Boo must have her hair combed. We have so many at church who don't even comb their kids' hair. I don't even want to know what they go to school looking like since most people do the Sunday best thing. The really scary part is most of these people are fairly high ranking officers in the military. You can't buy class!
Angie,
dang, u had some super cool hair then..I had to have a nappy perm in order to achive that kinda height..
and u just wait, u will be on penis patrol one day my dear:)
Neurtic,
oh dont owrry Pat is the only thing I can use on my treadmil, the classic vh-1 is for my inbetween times;)
nope I never had shoulder pads either, but it was the first thing that popped in my head..
oh but I do have a funny story..I did have a sweater with them in it, I cut them out and I put them in my bra..and i went to school...this was 8th grade..u were in highschool then so u missed it:)
Blazer,
oh u crakced my shit up just now...so far there are no complaints..the guy was friendly, told me about his new poodle he just got and how he had a rabbit for 15 years...he did keep eyeing up my rabbit...I think he was thinking of ways to sneak her out, but if he woulda asked I woulda gave her up on the spot!
Tammy,
yes all three of kids have thier hair combed on a dialy bais and also I curl Blondies hair everyday before school..I worry she may look like a street walker, but damn her hair is combed.
and yes I am all about damage control honey;)
Did you get the PVR feature? I love that - it's now the only way that I can actually watch a TV show without missing half of it for -
"Momma, wipe my butt"
"I'm Thirsty" "I'm hungry"
Momma, I wanna.... -
We'll you understand...
1 plus twins,
yes I figured u have been busy with ur other job and all..I have two jobs too so I know how it is..
and yes I love dishnetwork..u should get it back, u dont know what ur missing;)
Fantsatgirl,
it has a dvr is that the same thing?..it records live tv and u can pause it..i really like that..
and yes..here at my house this is what I hear
momma i gotta poop
momma i need milk
momma i need the kitty...
u get the point..
well we are leaving cable behind as well on the 15th and going back to direct tv. I think having penis rules is a good idea. By the way I posted on the other blog if you wish to check it out. I will see you on Friday don't work to hard passing out thimbles of water.
My kids say weird things on the potty too...maybe its a three-year-old thing. Who knows?
Sounds like you will be busy this week...have fun!
Enjoy your shoulderpads. :)
My shoulders are quite broad...I used to cut the shoulder pads out of all my jackets and dresses...get rid of those babies!!!!
legwarmers are back in.
I actually got some for my girls for Christmas. LOL
Kendra
Karin,
cable sucks doneky balls..Penis rules are a must:)
Kendra,
well I never acctually wore shoulder pads, ifs just the first 80's thing that popped in my head:)
Mmm...my mom wore 'em...until she realized she looked like a football player. Then she stopped.
Been to my blog lately?
I put up some songs Boo might like. :)
Kendra
i was just there...hehe...
I just didnt comment, i am bad about commenting lately..
;)
Hmmm. I comment on just about everyone of YOUR posts! LOL
J/k...I know I sometimes just don't want to comment.
Ah well.
You got three out of me on this post!
Kendra
ok I just left u a comment..
:)
Ok I have 8 months and 26 days before my daughter is allowed to date... What do I do then when the boys come to my door to take her out and play??? Damn I am getting old..... Ugh!!
Good luck working with them inmates!! Dont give them too hard of a time!!
You know legwarmers are back in..hehehe Didnt like them back in the 80's and definitely dont like them now!!
More channels are always exciting. But, such a waste because we will only watch 10 of the 300. :)
I can so relate to the time of the day when I have to brush my daughters hair.. my daughter has very long hair and it sure gets knotty.
The thing is with boys, ya only gotta worry about one penis, with girls ya gotta worry about fifty.
Brandy,
I would kick thta back to 8 years..not 8 months;)
Marel,
I know what u mean..I had 200 with my cbale now about 400 with the dishmetowrk, and I only got that for one channle and one channel only..
Littlejen,
I know..both my girls have long hair, and its a pain in the ass, and i hate listening to the whine when I brush it..iamthisclose to cutting both theier heads off:)
Deni,
amen and I have 2 girls so thats 100 penis's:)
I must keep these penis rules in mind. They will come in handy in the future.
Don't work too hard. We'll miss you!
Oh dear, now you have your dish we will never hear from you again. You will become one of those couch potatoes, yelling at the kids to bring you another beer and fix their own dinner! LOL From now on you better go sit and talk to boo bee while she potties. I don't want my little boo being lonely on the potty! :)
Hmm does the penis rule work.. and if so, for how long?
Have fun at work *sigh*
Denise,
yes penis rules should be used by any good parent;)
Peggy,
well the dish is only supplying me with one channel i had been lacking, as u know I am not much of a tv girl, more of a PC one:)
Crashdummie,
well so far they have proven they work...but I am not sure for how long they will abide by it...hofully till their 35 at least.
the private school kids ride the public school bus?????
hmmmmmmmm
the private schools here have their own bus. Thats odd I'm thinking.
I am with you on the penis ownership playing the biggest role in friend having for my kids too!.
js
Cracker,
the penis rules are good rules to follow I think....until your old enough to know how to use one or operate one;)
well our bus system is run by a private bus compnay I guess..I think that is why they can get away with doing it..it still makes me madder then a wet hen knowing my son has to wait half hour to get home..
when i let him walk he is home beofre 3...when he rides the bus he isnt hom till 20 after 3..not fair indeed..
Give your little one a newspaper next time she's on the loo!
As far as the dish network, the THREE guys that came to install mine took about 5 hours, and still didn't get it right. They stood me up twice, and I had to take off work 2 days. "Oh we'll be there from 8-4...anytime between then."
*grumble grumble*
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa@ penis operation!!!!!!!
from what I hear and read there are some 20/30/40 year olds who are still defecient in this category!!!!
POE js
soooo
what i think you're saying is essentially you don't want your children mating yet?
and then again....those prisoners..they might not like your boobs at all. they might play for the other team...
im sure the prisoners like your boobs (big)
and your butt (not big i'm thinking ) equally
i bet every woman has run across a man that didnt know what to do with it but i bet not any woman ever ran across a man who didnt think he knew what to do with it.
js
cracker,
haha..yup I am sure they do know what they want to do with it..just arent sure how to get it there..haha
yeah thats part of it and im positive that no man ever rolls over and thinks "damn I aint any good at that at all!!"
or
"whew I think i need to take some lessons that couldn't have been good for her"
they (we) all think "I'm Da' MAN!!!"
js
Cracker,
I sure hope some of them know that they need some classes, or maybe some pamplets..
I really outta devise a pamplet for those who are unsure;)
when you lay your head down tonight you can rest assured that none of them know they are a terrible *&$%.
They believe they are the man. But that isnt all their fault I dont think, its much easier on a woman to just let him do his thing the same ole same and then her go finish it herself than to tell him and have to hurt his feelings!!!!
I mean whatsa girl to say?
Damn dude that was awful..... sheeesh man was that your first time? Haven't you even seen any movies? I mean come on dude your kidding right, thats the best you can do?
I suspect some gals have said this but not many.
If you made pamphlets you have to give them away because no man would buy them, maybe the women would buy them tho. Heyyyy you could go door to door like the Witness's, theres a thought!!!
YHC
cracker,
hahaha...well your right, I dont thin I had ever said anything, course I was young..but today..shold something happne to mr shaky of course..
and i had a bad expricne..I sure as hell would tell him..i mean they have a right to know..hehe
door to door is a very clever idea..
course i know i dont need to go to your door..i am only assuming of course;)
I know I always like to talk to someone while I'm taking a good crap :) Ha!
I. Heart. Dish network :)
Have fun working those 12 hour days. Sucks to be you..hehe :)
i remember shoulder pads! lol...which i don't need, cuz i already have big shoulders.hehe
what would you tell the guy???
I suspect some guys actually ask, how was it?
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i swear id laugh like hell if someone asked
you gonna say well it was terrible actually, no really it was bad, i wish i had stayed home, you did nothing for me in the whole 6 minutes it took you to finish.
you wouldnt be mean dont ginnie that i aint buyin it.
needs no paphlet cracker
because I'm a legond in my own mind
WethyB,
yes dont we all like to jibber jabber durring those specail times:)
Vani,
your shoulders cant be that big girl!
Legnedary cracker,
well, I have sorta turned into the kinda gal who would have no trouble telling them that they need lessons..If they expcet me to join them one more time, but God its gonna be right the second time..
:)
oh and look, its 10:48 and I am up...thanks to boo...and ur ur boy butch is home today, he clained ge was sick...i have a feelin he has pulled a fast one on me..
well only 7 more hours till I work anohter 12 hour shift..GO ME!
well i hope ur snotty nosed crumb crunchers get better.
Maybe I can co-write your how to book. I didn't invent any new moves or anything, i simply perfected the 2000+ I currently use!!!!
hehe
Cracker,
this 2000+ u speak of..can u draw me up a stick figure..I am jsut courise...I need a diagram:)
yes I can draw some of them, but some are secrets, they can only be shown in the most intimate of circumstances. I'll see what I can come up with tho on the stick figures. Its hard to draw stick figures in detail, hmmmm i'll work on it.
j
your a peach;)
no doubt about it ;)~~
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