We eat like kings when the master is gone

I forgot to tell you I gave Meg a haircut. Don't panic, I am a professional...Her hair was down to near her rump, and I could see it was getting a little straggly for my taste. So I decided to take matters in my own hands..And here is what happen..


















Not too shabby huh? For those of you who are not hip on it, I took about 5 inches from her length and gave her very long layers...There..That will be 30 bucks please. What? You don't have a job? Ok I will be gluing your spiltends back on then..mmmaky?

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So hubby is gone to Ohio for a few days. And I am a good mom so this is what I fed my babies last night for dinner.
Meltdown spawn : peanutbutter sandwiches..(this is what he has every night..He has issues)
Meg Ryan spawn: Easy Mac
Toddler spawn: spaghetti 'os
Mom: 2 bowls of Lucky charms with skim milk of course

see we eat like Kings over here people..

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Ok I don't ever talk about celebrities or anything, but something has been pissing me off. It has to do with the Star Jones....

Please bare with me...okie dokie?

Ok we all know she was a good 400 pounds. She now claims she is 150 pounds and a size 10. Now if she can squeeze her big spongy rear end to a size 10, then I wear a size 5...And we all know this is a lie..

What I don't get is why she is so secretive about her weight loss. Why cant she admit she was morbidly obese and say she had bypass...Because we all know she did. I mean if she really wanted to empower women in their weight loss attempts, she would be upfront and not be so vain as to not admit she had her tum tum reduced to the size of a pea. There is no way she lost her weight doing Pillates...I can not even do pillates for crying out loud....Am I the only one pissed off at this?.....And I wont even start on how her hubby is really gay...I wont go there....
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For some reason I can not get these words outta my head....Please read them..And tell me what you think?...


"Dear Mr. Man"

What's wrong with the world 2day?
Things just got 2 get better Show me what the leaders say Maybe we should write a letter Said Dear Mr. Man, we don't understand Why poor people keep struggling but U don't lend a helping hand
Matthew 5:5 say "The meek shall inherit the earth" We wanna b down that way but U been trippin since the day of your birth
Who said that 2 kill is a sin Then started every single war that Ur people been in?
Who said that water is a precious commodity Then dropped a big old black oil slick in the deep blue sea?
Who told me, Mr. Man, that working round the clock would buy me a big housed in the hood Cigarette ads on every block Who told me, Mr. Man, that I got a right 2 moan?
How about this bog old hole in the ozone?
What's wrong with the world 2day Things just got 2 get better
Dear Mr. Man, we don't understand Maybe we should write a letter
Listen, Ain't no sense in voting - same song with a different name Might not b in the back of the bus but it sure feel just the same
Ain't nothing fair about welfare Ain't no assistance in AIDS
We ain't that affirmative about your actions until the people get paid
Ur thousand years r up Now U got 2 share the land
Section 1 - the 14th amendment says "No state shall deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law" Mr. Man, we want 2 end this letter with 3 words
We tired a-y'all

no this is not my writing....you can thank Prince for this...This song makes me run faster on my treadmill...Its a great song..and so true ....

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I was making the spawns write out their Valentine cards for school last night...Meg Ryan says

" sometimes I just hate being a woman"

just wait till you start your period, have your first broken heart, have boobs that are too big to fit in a size small shirt that use to fit you before you had kids, get married, and go thru labor and push out a 8 pound baby..Then do it again 3 years later, then again three years after that....Welcome to womanhood then my friend.

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