So I have been noticing that some of my fellow bloggers are hitting milestones on their posts, like 100th post, or even 200th post...I was thinking I was around 300 or so...Then I looked at mine.....Folks this is my 501 post....I have issues, this is very clear to me now....Deep , deep issues..I have only been blogging since May..Ok, I am going to BA , Blogger Annymous..Anyone care to join me?
BilboBaggins (the hubby of almost 11 years) has been wanting pickles lately. I keep asking him if he is pregnant, and he keeps denying it....Then the other day he emails me from work telling me he wants taco salad for dinner, then says "the baby must be Mexican"
well you have some explaining to do mister...
Bilbobaggins is having some issues....And me being the doctor I am, have diagnosed him with Parkisnons disease. He will tremble and shake uncontrollably..And it has been very bad the last 2 days....It has been going on for about 10 years now, but very subtle..He goes Friday to the Dr...
he asked when I had my appointment because we should tell the kids at the same time that I have cancer and he has Parkinsons...Are we messed up or what?
My little baby Boo has decided she no longer needs to eat to sustain life. Well unless I am going to feed her spaghetti O's, fruit snacks, apples, grapes,chicken nuggets, spaghetti or cheez its....
Im cool with that....
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FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
okay - now that I have that out of my system...
you too are so messed up - you don't have cancer, and he doesn't have parkinson's... You two are just a little nuts... Hugs!
momma,
ok, I think you might be right..I will give you that:)
well you two sound perfect for each other. So Ace is good AI doesn't come on for another 1/2 hour here. Get boo to eat what she will eat and then give her some vitamins to cover the rest. She will be fine.
In order to feed our kids, we have resorted to fair food--corn dogs and waffles. That's about it. Actually, any food on a stick is interesting to them. :)
And, stop talking about these diseases, will ya?!? Gotta stay positive, ok?
Talk to you later. :)
you might want to pre-arrange grief counseling for the kids before you give them the bad news.
i think hubbsters has withdrawels from all the weed he smokes at work instead of working. and you? you're just plain crazy. thats all.
it has occured to me that karin has not been to my blog lately. i am wondering if she hates me. what do you think?
congrats on your 501 post!!!
you should do something to celebrate, i say cupcakes for everyone.
thanks for visiting my blog, on my 200th post.
karin,
I hope your watching it now..Ace and then the jay leno guy did very well..let me know what you think..
marel,
fair food sounds good to me..as long as i can get me some cotten candy..
and I will stop the silly talk..we are diease free here..haha;)
suzie,
gosh your right..grief counsleing is indeed in order..I never thought of that...
yes karin hates you, she told me so..haha..you know i am kiddin, or am I?...
better safe than sorry,
acctually i have been to your blog many times..I have changed my name and my blog..sorry for confusing you...I will come back and tell you who i am, cuz its top secert..LMAO
Ok, I'm thinking I might have to join you with the BA thing! Even with the time I've missed (sorry again!) I'm at 252 just since AUGUST!!! lol
I'm thinking ya'll should just go in together... :)
And baby boo... well, so long as she's eating something... and maybe she's just sees that Mommy needs a break from "real cooking"! LOL G'luck with that! :)
Wow, 501 posts ... I only on 80-something, and I've been blogging since late November. Must blog more, must blog more, must blog more ......
Have a great day / night, you zany lady, you. Take care, Meow
First off- His name is TAYLOR HICKS
lol
He is my favorite all around.
but yes, Ace did well and all the girls will get hot and bothered watching him.
Most of the guys did well.
Poor old Bucky from North Carolina...he is just out of his league big time.
And the Copa Cabana dude...what the HELL?
This is funny...As we were watching last night and the kid did George Michael and my man did Elton...I thought about you!
Is that a sign that I blog too much or take it too seriously?
hahaha
I'm sure your husband will be fine but I am praying for him anyway.
Parkinsons is some scary crap...poor little Michael J Fox is so sad.
Your hubby could have some blood pressure troubles causing the shaking. It could go away after the baby is born.
You've probably got cancer. Sorry about that. You'll look good without a hair on your body. I know I did.
Congrats on 500 posts. Oh yeah, and get a life.
gangdar,
thank you;)
melis,
the first meeting is tongiht..i will expect your promt arrive at 6 pm;)
meow,
well that sounds normal..I must be obssessed, or very bored..not sure which.
novak,
ok I will admit Taylot Hicks was very good..he is differnt and thats why I like him..but ace, i mean did you look at him??..haha
cliff,
I always thought I would look good bald...ok I am going to get a life now...or should I just goto choir next week?
Turn the thermostat up...might keep the hubby from shaking....lol
i just saw your witness protection plan thing, lol, now i know who you are, i'll keep it hush hush;)
I'm jealous cause our kid eats more food than my kid! Not fair!!
I loved Ace last night! Oh, and I liked the guy who sang Bon Jovi (Chris, I think).
No more disease talk! You're making me start thinking what's wrong with me? Besides the obvious, that is....lol
501 posts, wow!! I love the look of your site! Frogs I love first, bee's next! :)
I meant your kid!...lol
I will pray for you and hubby...I bet its just stress. :) That seems to be the source of all my woes, anyway.
As far as the kiddo not eating...I know all about that. Its perfectly normal...and...it will get better. Thank God for that! :)
Hope you have a great day today.
Kendra
mike,
never thought about that..
BSTS,
ok, I am glad you figured it out..it sucks goin under cover..haha
denise,
well my 9 year is way worse...i mean that kid has some seruois issues..so i should nto complain..i am sure its a phases Boo is going thru..
the guy who sang dead or alive was good too, i forgot about him..
when I hear Ace was singing Goerge Micheal..i paniced thinking he would butcher it..but he was pretty damn good..then when I saw the last guy was going to sing Elton John, I had anohter panic attack..but he was amzaing too..I am torn between the two of them;)
Frog legs,
well hello..and thank you...I like frogs too...thanks for stopping by;)
kendra,
well I am hoping is stress, but it is something that has been going on for about 10 years but is progersvly getting worse..he just wrote me an email saying he cant hardly type at work because he is shaking so bad..and its just one side...I better brush up on my medical stuff..haha
and I know there isnt anything wrong with me other than I am stressed and bit crazy..haha
d,
yes the guy who rocked out bon jovi was pretty good..
ace is just got it for me though...
well after the baby learns to speak we will ask it about dora..that is good thinking..
jacks,
oh no, you alwyas have plans for the weekend, your making me look boring;)
Wow, 501 and posts!! You are one talkative thing aren't ya?? ;-)
I'm down with the preschooler diet. Sometimes you just gotta feed them what they'll eat, for the sake of your sanity, you know??
robin,
i think its more that I have no life..I am really not that talktive..heehee
true about the preschool diet..i mean as long as we dont lock them in dungons we are good..a can of spegetti o's never killed anyone;)
anna,
i should kick him out for his affar..but now you are on to something, i could make a killin off that story;)
You and hubs are too funny! You sound like Phil and I. Except we're not married, and the boys are 'for real' his kids (yet he's more of a dad to them than their own dad), other than that... ;-)
Kids and food! Holy crap. The only thing you CAN do is feed them what they will eat.
Hi, my name is Dawn, and I have a blogging addiction...
Enough said.
Have a great day!!
lawbrat,
its nice to know there are other couples out there as crazy as us..haha
ok the BA meeting is at 6 pm tongiht at my house..i better see you there;)
jacks,
maybe we should open a crime solving buisness..
Once again, I shall ignore your death sentence(s)... until I see a doctor's note at least. My sister-in-law has this medical dictionary that another family member and I plot to steal and destroy for the sole purpose of our hating self-diagnosis. It scares too many people and is usually DEAD WRONG (pardon the pun).
Now - you know I don't like to scold you, but if you keep this behavior up I'm going to have to talk with your dad. That's all there is to it.
felcia,
oh so now your threatneing me huh?.....well i am not even gonna tell you my dads name..so there;)
hey girl
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Come check it out
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novak,
I am all over this one..:)
I am so for Ace....I've been saying it on everyone's blog mentioning it! Him and Chris....hell yah!
I hope there's nothing seriously wrong with your hubby... I mean besides his being pregnant.
I love to eat Cheez Its & grapes together. I haven't done it in quite awhile since I'm doing the diet thing, but boy that is a gooood snack!
American Idol? I heart Bucky. And that bald dude.
My kid has food issues. If she doesn't eat what I put out, she gets nothing.
I know, I'm mean.
Hey I am entering the BWPP - email me... and can you take Momma of 2 off your list... thanks - will have a new name and site!
okay I am sorry but most of those guys last night sucked! you might be in love with Ace but......I dunno.
And are we talking a little hypocrondriac? I am thinky so so.
ace huh? i guess i better start watching american idol..:)
and i hope bilbo is ok. :)
just wanted to let you know i read all your comments there...but do not have time right now to comment indivaully..but thanks for the good thoughts on bilbo and if your not watching AI..get on it already;)
you don't have cancer and your hubby doesn't have parkinsons. i won't have it.
I like Ace too...and Katherine for the girls. I can't stand Brenna
amen mrs D..
I dont like her either..
See I told you to check out Ace- He's a cutie and sings pretty good too! remember my prediction! Finals! Ace!
My husband is jealous! J/K!
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