No mittens for you

I have a tale to tell. I must warn you that there may be some dirty situations...Maybe even what I may call gross..

Getting on with things, Old Mother Hen and I went out shopping Sunday afternoon after church. We went to our normal stomping ground of Applebees. I got what I usually get..And every food I name off to you, is what I eat....I mean I lick my plate clean, kinda like an Eathopian would do with a bowl of cat food..

I get the three course combo.now for a limited time only..I get steak, garlic mashed potatoes, steamed veggies, garlic toast,shrimp, and artichoke and spinach dip with chips.....Then for dessert it is white raspberry cheesecake or something...And I eat it ALL....I always order my steak well done, as I do not want t get worms...But last time I got well done it was a bit charred for my taste. So this time I got medium well.

I cut into my steak and I see blood dripping out. I tell my mother:"great, I am gonna get worms now, I hope your happy"
Half way thru the meal I start to feel rumblings in my tum tum. But I proceed to feast on the animal flesh...

After we eat we got to Target..I love me some Target....The husband calls me while I am shopping and tells me that Meg Ryan spawn needs a new pair of mittens...Ok, no problem I say..

This is where it all goes down hill...I all of a sudden get the feeling, ya no the feeling that If you were to sit on a toilet nothing put pure liquid would come spouting from the nether regions..But I hold it, cuz I am in target for God's sake, and I can not use a public restroom.

So this feeling has me cranky. I go to find mittens.....I see no mittens, so I kindly ask for help..

" Excuse me, I cant seem to find the mittens, I need some child mittens if you will"

" Oh, sorry mam, all of our mittens went to salvage the other day."

"um, its Febuary, in MN, and I can not get mittens."

" sorry mam"

" Ok, your telling me in the throws of winter in the coldest state in the USA, I can not buy my daughter mittens, I can get her a bathing suit, I see plenty of them, but I cant get her a new pair of mittens?"

" we have no more mittens, sorry"

" so wait....Its febaury, my daughter needs a new pair of mittens, and you don't sell mittens in February?, but I can get her a swim suit?"

"mam, I am really sorry, but yes this would be the case"

" ok, so I guess I will have to buy a few swim suits and tape them to my daughters tiny, numb hands"


why oh why in the Midwest where summer doesn't start till July, do the stores stop selling mittens in Feb? Can anyone tell me what the hell I am going to need a swim suit in Febaury for in Minnesota?..Anyone, anyone?

didn't think so

Toodles

if you missed the sleep over pics they are on the last post....ummkay?