u can always get what u want

Starting today our McDonald's closes until August. Under normal circumstances this would not bother me. They don't have anyone working there that knows English, they get my order wrong EVERY time, and there is not an attractive person whom works there. In fact, today when Boo and I went for our last hoo-rah, the girl who took our order was not only missing some teeth, but had two huge ass hickeys on both sides of her neck. Now when I was in middle school, sporting hickeys was cool. when your over 30 and your career is working the take out window and McDonald's, it does not look so cute.





Anyway, its closing until August, they are tearing it down and re-building. I am a tad mordified because recently I have become and addict. Not to the fries, the burgers or anything of that nature. I am a Cinnomelt whore. I admit it. There its out. And now for 3 months I am going to be going thru withdrawls, so if I seem edgy or bitchy, this is why people..





Another thing pissing me off, we have a Wal-mart about to open. You all know I LOATH Wal-mart. sonofabitch.





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My dog , she wont come out of the closet..I don't mean she is gay, I mean she literally wont come out of the closet..





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We have even had to move her food there, and she wont even go potty. I take her outside, she runs to the door and then right for the closet. I think she is sick. Saturday night she kept whining and barking all night, until Mr shaky opened the closet. She just sat and whined in front of the closet door. Then when he opened it, she went in and has not left since. Then I thought maybe her winter coat was bothering her, she had collected some mats in her fur over winter, and was in need of a shave. Every spring we get her a clean shave from our groomer..then she is nice and cool for spring and summer. Well my groomer has moved out of town, so I had to take matters in my own hands...



After her trips to the groomer she always hid in the laundry baskets in the laundry room, so this is not surprising me, but she was wanting to be in the closet BEFORE her hair cut. Mr Shaky is worried she is um, with child.. I on the other hand don't think so. She is not fixed because I have been tossing around in the back of my head to breed her, she is a pedigree, and I could get a lot for her pups..But not if she went and got knocked up by the neighborhood man slut. I don't know, I don't think she is..I hope not anyway.



If she is, I wouldn't even know how long she has been..She is a small dog, and I am not sure how I tell if she is...screw it..



These are my flip flops I bought at target for 4.99..





















































































So no cinnamelts for three months, and my dog wont come out of the closet.

Things cant gt any worse can they?

Bee Special.