and on the 8th day..God made..

Friday was a great day...I woke up at the crack of 9am, woke the kids up, shoved them in my cool as shit mom wheels and drove up the block to our freshly built McDonald's..



I had been experiencing weird symptoms since they tore it down in May to re-build..





Night sweats, fatigue, head aches, pelvic pain, diarrhea...









oh wait, that might be just from stress of being fired..never mind..





































All I can say is...my nice hot cinnomelt was better then ever. And it went right to my hips as I was chewing it .







Thats ok....I don't mind taking one for the team...or 20 as it may end being....







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I went out with some friends Saturday night...got a tad tipsy, got my groove on..on the dance floor anyway, and just hung with strangers ...







I have some pics, no, not boob shots either..









































































Those are my pals who were canned with me....we all got our walking papers, for being good employee's.



So we all had a good time..with exposing no booby's...sorry dudes.



I did have a few guys tell me how smokin hot I was...



yea yea, I know..



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My son weighs 93 pounds now. He is 10 and entering the 5th grade. He will get pubes soon.



I tell him his hair probably weighs a good 20 pounds of that..



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See, Dorothy Hamil/Jon Bon Jovi....



and he just can not pull it off...not with a tractor and a wagon he cant pull it off..



I do not like how his hair touches his shoulder....it aint right, not right at all.


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Well, I am going to go dig coins out from the couch cushions and get some cinnomelts. Since I am unemployed I can not go spending real life dollars...its gotta be change..no one will miss change.


Guess maybe I better go find a job....McDonald's AND Walmart are both hiring.


Hot damn.

im a bad bad girl

Ok first things first..I forgot to take a pic of the empty lot that use to house my Golden Arches, which houses my cinnomelts...I suck ass, and I apologize.

Second up, My new blog template is almost done and holy shite, it looks awesome. THANK YOU EMMA..I cant link to or I would..I am a dumbass, a dumbass who is willing to admit she cant link..but she in on my sidebar under Bees Knees..

I LOVE EMMA..

Next up...at my job at the crazy house..we may be getting ready to go on strike..

To make a long story short, they took away benefits in NOV an promised everyone a raise, which we have not seen.

Things could get ugly, if nothing happens in the next few weeks with the demands we are making, we are putting a full page ad in ALL the local newspapers.

We bitches mean business.

Lets see, oh I wanted to ask something, maybe its just me and my sick neuroses I may or may not have..But do any of you drink from a soda can, or do you pour in it a glass?

I always crack it open and drink without a care in the bloody world. But then I gots to thinking..These cans sit in a warehouse before being shipped. Who is to say some of the sick pervs aren't peeing on the cans or even rats or mice taking dumps or licking the cans before we get them.

I must have to much time on my hands, who the hell thinks about this shit?

Anyway, I am no longer drinking from a can..

Oh and another thing I thought about..What if the sick pimpled faced boy working in the stock room isn't licking all the cans just to be a sick perv?

I aint risking it no more.

Oh I stole today too.

I found a nice, big, long , strong......

jump rope.

It was just laying on a picnic table at the lake, it was dark, like 930, and it looked like it was getting scared of the dark. So being the good Samaritan I am, I found it a new home.

Cuz I do Gods work..

Bee Jumpy

u can always get what u want

Starting today our McDonald's closes until August. Under normal circumstances this would not bother me. They don't have anyone working there that knows English, they get my order wrong EVERY time, and there is not an attractive person whom works there. In fact, today when Boo and I went for our last hoo-rah, the girl who took our order was not only missing some teeth, but had two huge ass hickeys on both sides of her neck. Now when I was in middle school, sporting hickeys was cool. when your over 30 and your career is working the take out window and McDonald's, it does not look so cute.





Anyway, its closing until August, they are tearing it down and re-building. I am a tad mordified because recently I have become and addict. Not to the fries, the burgers or anything of that nature. I am a Cinnomelt whore. I admit it. There its out. And now for 3 months I am going to be going thru withdrawls, so if I seem edgy or bitchy, this is why people..





Another thing pissing me off, we have a Wal-mart about to open. You all know I LOATH Wal-mart. sonofabitch.





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My dog , she wont come out of the closet..I don't mean she is gay, I mean she literally wont come out of the closet..





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We have even had to move her food there, and she wont even go potty. I take her outside, she runs to the door and then right for the closet. I think she is sick. Saturday night she kept whining and barking all night, until Mr shaky opened the closet. She just sat and whined in front of the closet door. Then when he opened it, she went in and has not left since. Then I thought maybe her winter coat was bothering her, she had collected some mats in her fur over winter, and was in need of a shave. Every spring we get her a clean shave from our groomer..then she is nice and cool for spring and summer. Well my groomer has moved out of town, so I had to take matters in my own hands...



After her trips to the groomer she always hid in the laundry baskets in the laundry room, so this is not surprising me, but she was wanting to be in the closet BEFORE her hair cut. Mr Shaky is worried she is um, with child.. I on the other hand don't think so. She is not fixed because I have been tossing around in the back of my head to breed her, she is a pedigree, and I could get a lot for her pups..But not if she went and got knocked up by the neighborhood man slut. I don't know, I don't think she is..I hope not anyway.



If she is, I wouldn't even know how long she has been..She is a small dog, and I am not sure how I tell if she is...screw it..



These are my flip flops I bought at target for 4.99..





















































































So no cinnamelts for three months, and my dog wont come out of the closet.

Things cant gt any worse can they?

Bee Special.