heading for a heartbreak....

My yeast infection seems to be under control. From all the itching and scratching I have been doing you would of thought I was a pro baseball player, only without the chewing and spitting,just lots of balls scratching and crotch grabbing.

Ok you can get that disgusting visual out of your minds now...thank you in advance.

But thankfully, that has all subsided.

A girl has been calling here. Asking for The Boy. I have not been here when such calls have come in , because holy shit, I need to work so we have a phone for the boy chaser to call, and she has invited him over each night. And he has accepted such invites.

I am getting a tad worried.

He sat with her on the bus on the way to their field trip today. He sits with her at lunch. He likes to go play at her house, and watch tv at her house.

Holyshit, I hope they aren't married yet.

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My dog is finally out of the closet and has stopped lactating. I was sure I was going to have to find her a nursing bra, but she seems to be dried up now.

For a dog whom is a virgin, she sure made us think she was knocked up. What a bad doggie.

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My cat is still pissing in my room. I am going to kill her.

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Now that I have the fire out in my underwear, I should wash them.

Bee Real