Purple Rain

Now before you get your undergarments in a bind, I know that indeed it aint Wednesday. I am leaving for work and wanted to put this up as I wont be home until midnight, so please no comments on

hey u know it isn't Wednesday yet

or

man i don't know where u live but its still Tuesday here..

It will be Wednesday soon, so shutup.

Ok, now on to the official business of the day.

This is where I am going on 7-7-07

http://www.targetcenter.com/event.php?id=390

Now don't get all jealous and shit, it aint the way God wants us to act toward each other.

I am laying down 131 bucks, plus whatever convenience fees and charges they tack on bastards..

The tix go on sale Saturday, I am hoping to get good seats for that price.

Now you may wonder who the hell I am going to drag with me...Well I have that all figured out. You see, when Shaky and I married some 12 years ago, he said, and I quote

for better or worse

I plan on milking that for all its worth..See its better for me and worse for him, we are killing two birds with one purple stone.

I am also going to be the first in line to buy the new fancy perfume. And it damn well better be female perfume or I will never be able to live that down. I mean its bad enough he is designing a woman's perfume, but if it is actually a "mans" perfume, Mr shaky will have a field day with that...what man makes a man perfume? men don't wear perfume, I knew he was odd and stupid.

yes, harsh words, but thats what the good man of God would tell me. Just to break my heart and laugh and stomp all over my dignity.

but its a chance I am willing to lay down and bare.

Because when its a worthy cause, I am all over it like flies on shit.

He told me that I may have already exceeded my concert fund for the year, as I have forked down a bit of a wad to see Def Leppard twice this upcoming summer. I told him that I checked with my accounted..(meaning me) and its all clear.

You can not tell me I am working for not. I bust my balls all week, and damn it, if I want to waste money on fake tans, rock shows and perfume designed by a man whom wears high heel boots and likes the color purple. then so be it..

I do wear the pants in this family after all.

Well my pants anyway.

Well, I am off to the office, where I will be making hard earned money in order to stalk rockers and men who wear high heels.

But in Prince's defense, if you have ever met him, or even seen him up close, you will know why he wears high heels.

My poor Boo is probably taller then him.

But I hear he makes up for it in other areas..

Im just sayin

Ok, I am done.Flops Rule