Rub me the right way

So, I had Shaky go up to the USPS office to gather my mail that I have been missing.







Turns out...it was not my mail after all. So this is going on like week 4....I do not get it. So it looks as though I may be going up there to bust some balls. With my steel toed flip flops.







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Over this weekend, I did nothing. Nothing . I mean, I mowed the lawn, weed whacked, trimmed the hedges..(um, outside and, um..in, if u get my drift) I also re-arranged my living room and also the dining room..


I got a thumbs up on all my trimmings...





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On HBO Saturday I saw that good ole Bob Saget had a comedy special. Now I do have experience in this field, and I rather do fancy myself an expert. I thought this would be a good show, I love watching stand up acts and thought his might be funny, or entertaining slightly.







Well he used the word fuck like every other word. Now I do throw those four letter words out, from time to time. I fancy myself an expert in this field as well..as well as shit, asshole, bastard and poop-stain...so I am in no place to judge.







But he was using the F bomb like every other word, and I kid you not, in some cases it did not even make any sense, it was as though he was saying it just so he could say it. And I do not think that is funny. Like his mom and dad were not home and he was showing off to his buddies that he can curse..

cause he is a big boy now.







He was not funny. And I like to give comics the benefit of the doubt..Give them another chance, but I could not even watch the whole thing as none of it made any sense, and if I wanted to hear the F-bomb, I would just turn off the tele and talk.







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Look, my kids made a city...






















































































I have asked the contractors, and I will be getting a McDonald's.





And I found something in my Boys toys that has troubled me. It is a female action figure. But if you notice, where her boobs are, the paint it rubbed off.








































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I mean is he trying to see some nipple action or what? Should I just go buy him his first nudey magazine? Is he ready for his first lap dance?


I just don't know....


I know one day he will wake up with whiskers, pubic hair and a voice like Kathleen Turner, but damn...It seems its happening to fast.



I need to go hide the Barbie Dolls.