Stay the night

Well a few things happened to me over the weekend. First up, my garage was cleaned out and I was able to park my hot mom wheels inside for the first time since we moved here. Hot Damn.

The next thing that transpired over the last 2 days was my son, spent the night at my mothers house. He comes home Saturday Morning all tired and crabby. My mom told me he slept on the floor and was up all night tossing and turning.

Which I thought odd since sometimes on weekends he likes to camp out on the living room floor.

Come to find out he was online ALL night playing this game. Its an interactive game of some kind, and he is only allowed online on weekends for no more then 30 minutes at a time. Some of his buddies from school play the same game.

My mom said The Boy woke her up at 3am and told her his eyes hurt, she was shocked he was still on, so she told him to shut it off now.

When she woke up at 7 he was STILL online and still playing the same game...he had not slept the whole night.

When I confronted ole shaky on this situation that transpired, he shockingly did not seem upset...He told me and I quote "yeah well if I was allowed to play my game that long, I would"

To which I said..." your not ten dumb shit"

"oh and no way in hell would I allow that mister"

Then Saturday afternoon The Boy asks to go to his lady friends house to "play tag"

gag me

Then when Mr Shaky called him and told him it was time to come home, he had the nerve to ask if he could sleep over at her house.

Um excuse me....

I need a shotgun, I figure if I shoot him in the knee caps, just to disable him...It might hinder his wanting to spend the night at her house. Mostly because he wont be mobile.

I have no trouble giving him piggy back rides to the toilet and such. And I can have the little yellow bus for the handicapped kids pick him up for school.

I always figured one of my kids would need the short bus..

But I did not figure it would be from an accidental knee cap shooting.

Ok, it wont be accidental, so sue me.

Bee Real