Soak up the sun

I asked The Boy why he fancied this gal so much. I asked him if he thought she was cute. he said "um, not really"

I said, then whats the damn deal? He told me that she likes spider man, baseball and running.

I saw her, she is cute.

sonofabitch.

And the kicker, Mr Shaky met her and he said she is so cute so so very nice..

sonofabitch..

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Speaking of that ole Mr Shaky, he told me yesterday he likes it when ladies have a nice brown glow. I said " u mean like i do?"

He said, "um no, your more of a nuclear accident, people shouldn't be that dark my dear."

He said I need to tone it down, he said it isn't good for me, getting that much sun..

I am thinking he is worried I will end up looking like this..




















I say, whatever happens, happens..

I get lots of sun, I walk daily, I spend time out with the kids, I mow the lawn..

all that requires me to be in the sunlight.

Whatever..

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If any of you know anyone who designs blogs, let me know..I am wanting to give my spot here a lil face lift..She is getting a tad wrinkly. I will pay for such serves, as long as they are not asking for crazy shit prices..I am not into being screwed in that fashion.

I know what I want, so it wont take long for them to do it...So if u know anyone, or if u know how..email me or leave it in the comment section..thank u in advance for your tireless efforts.

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Look, these are my fav flip flops...



























Oh no, my legs are not hairy, just a little dry..

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I am still mourning my McDonald's. I mean the bitch was leveled..I mean its smashed to smithereens.

No cinnomelts for me..for three whole fu*king months.

I am not sure why they felt the need to destroy my only happiness in the early AM..

hello, ronald...i miss u..i miss your hot,sticky,sweet...buns.


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