Lets go Crazy

I have decided that instead of coming up with clever titles for my crappy posts, I am going to just name each post the name of songs I like.....mmmkay?

Ok, moving on..

And speaking of songs, as I was trying like mad over the weekend to download my new Prince CD into my Ipod, ( I really hate technology....It should not be so dang hard to do these things...Curse the invention of things I cant work)..It had come to my attention that when I was just a mere lil Bossy, I liked songs just because they had curse words in them..

It seemed it was the only time I could get away with using a swear word..I mean I was just just singing a song afterall..

I will give you a few lame examples of what I am speaking of..First song I loved as a kid was "Rich Girl" by Hall and Oats..Merely for the line." its a bitch girl and you've gone to far cause you know it don't matter anyway".

I would repeat this song over and over, we had the record...That was my favorite song for months and months..

Next song I use to like to jam to was Big Shot by Billy Joel..Mealier for the lyrical genius line of
"But don't come bitchin' to me"

Any song with hell or damn were pure gold. But if I had the excuse for using the B word, Bossy took full advantage of this. So my potty mouth started as wee one. Now I try to keep it cleaner..afterall, when your 2 year old says " damn it" when her block tower falls, you know you need a curse word intervention....And STAT.

As I got a little older, I would take full advantage of my love for Prince, because back in the day, his songs were doused with curse words and sex talk. Any song that said "now move your ass this way so I can work on that zipper baby" was pure gold to me..Lots of his songs had mother fu*ker. Nothing like hearing that F-bomb in a song...At one point my ole mother took all my Prince tapes away from me..I guess after she heard a song about masturbating she figured it wasn't suitable for my virgin 9 year old ears..What the heck does she know?

when I hear music that is being sent over the air waves now, all this was very tame.

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In a few short days I will be heading to the "homeland"...I will be out of commision from Thursday till Sunday night. So don't get your panties in a bind, Bossy will be back..

I would go into detail about what I was wanting to spew about, but I have changed my mind..All I will say is that my lil Bees come by crazy way too easily. I really shoulda done a background check on Mr Shaky Pants family before I let him breed...I mean I have a few harmless crazies in my family....Anyway...That's all I will say..

hear is a piece of advice from ole Bossy..From me, to you..

crazy is as crazy does....Don't let one crazy spoil the bunch, but if they are all crazy, just protect yourself. The crazies will try to convert you, the more they recruit the more chocolate they get...Crazies love chocolate...

they will bring bags and goobs of it to your house, even though you tell them NOT to supply any of that garbage to your house anymore..They think they can override your authority..

If we stop producing from the coco bean..The crazies will leave..I swear..

There, take what you can from that, and be careful...There are crazies around every bloody corner

Bee Real