Home sweet home

its late, I am tired.

But we are home.

This trip has brought to light many things. One is that traveling with 2 kids ALONE, is not wise unless you have plenty of Xanex and or liquor.

We all had a good time, I took my camera and did not take one freaking picture.

But I need a vacation now.

We are under a Winter Storm watch. Going to get a crap load of snow. ( to me anything over a dusting is a crap load of snow).

I hate winter, I hate winter, I hate winter.

Funny things said while I was on my "get away"

Kissing spawn gets all bent out of shape when I tease him about kissing a girl. When I tease him about the barbie head he says " I am in training mom"


We are in my dads truck taking the kids to the MIL house. Kissing spawn says " so where you guys off too?" (talking to me and Jennifer)

" you girls must be off to the mall, all women and teenage girls like to waste time at the mall"

For a brief moment I thought maybe he was thinking I was young enough to look like a teenage girl. Then he says.." Well, old women like to shop too"

I was also convinced anyone I saw or heard coughing or sneezing was transporting the "Bird Flu" onto my plane. I wanted to tell them to please "get the hell away form myself and the children."

I gave anyone I saw who looked to be ill, a very nasty look. If you are sick, please stay home. We don't want any "bird flu " here.

If you plan a boarding a plane with or chicken, please rethink it. Or even a pigeon or Robin. I hate birds right now. I wont eat them, nor will I feed them. message to all birds

take your flu..And fly south already....And if u live in the south, I mean take it to Canada. If you live in Canada, I mean take it back to Asia. If you live in Asia. Please forgive me, for I have no idea where to send it.

disclaimer, I do not want the bird flu to travel to any of those spots. I am making a really bad joke. I realize it is not funny. But its late, and I am convinced I have the bird flu...

:)

I will write more later. I can not wait to go read everyone. I have missed my daily reads. I hope everyone is doing well....

Toodles